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Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Dumbass DNA. Why make a human capable of eating a baconator if doing so melts your body from the inside.

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Already passed them on unfortunately

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women tend to

I’m gonna stop you right there dawg

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There’s a really solid Country Roads cover in the film Whispers of the Heart from studio ghibli

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Just fine dining and breathing, I’m afraid

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I wish it was that easy to make croissants

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Magnumancer

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Five bucks says MTG

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I’m loading this bad boy up with all of the cutest plants

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Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass

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My ancestors came in on the sandwich

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Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.

Wait, wasn’t this a Futurama episode?

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The hairline change is too real

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People order delivery from little Caesars? I didn’t even know they had delivery.

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H*ck yeah it is

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UAE is the dong

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I heard it was Mohammed bin Slugworth

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I need a minute to process this

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You’re going in my airing of grievances

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it’s been almost a decade

That can’t be. That’s not possible.

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I hear she was really into snow at that time

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I like this style better than what it ultimately became. Maybe just because it feels unfamiliar.

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Me: subconsciously moves 2 cm

My GSD: Rally to the commander! Form ranks! You live and die to serve the master!

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who talks like that??

The youth

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youtu.be/mBALsWwxPf0

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