Cargo [SMBC Comics]
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Source: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cargo
Ashelyn, This is such a well-executed triple entendre, wow
Blackmist, What the fuck are tube socks? Are they not just socks?
Am I supposed to be browsing TikTok and showing every cunt my ankles now?
MaxHardwood, Tube socks don’t have a defined heel. They just conform to your foot shape mostly…
Blackmist, Yeah, I read that. But when I searched for tube socks, all the pictures had a heel.
In any case you want the two layer anti-blister socks for wearing with my cargo shorts. Them shits is magic.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
fuuuuck. I built two decks as a teenager. Is that why they called me grandpa in high school?
deweydecibel, Was there a point in my young life where I was supposed to be against cargo shorts?
FenrirIII, Only the ignorance of youth.
quindraco, (edited ) STOP POSTING SMBC COMICS WITHOUT THE VOTEY!
STOP POSTING SMBC COMICS WITHOUT THE VOTEY!
franklin, 
Pardon my ignorance, what is this votey you speak of?
Windshear, It’s a bonus panel viewed by clicking a big red button on the bottom right of the comic on the smbc website.
BreadOven, Is there mouse over text as well? Or is that just XKCD?
Windshear, Yes, there is.
deweydecibel, Or…direct people to the website to support the artist?
jubilationtcornpone, (edited ) Just missing some white New Balances.
Edit: I didn’t see the socks with sandals in the fourth frame. That’s an acceptable alternative.
Assman, 
The hairline change is too real
DrPop, Men love pockets just as much as women. Cargo shorts for life.
zarkanian, 
Cargo skirts?
MajorMajormajormajor, Cargo jorts!
DrPop, Cargo glasses ®
Rodeo, They exist and they’re called “utility kilts.”
zarkanian, (edited ) I looked up cargo skirts. They are a thing. Utility kilts are designed for men, while cargo skirts are designed for women. The cut is very different.
Rodeo, I did not realize that. And I also didn’t bother to look that up, so thanks for the info.
don, There exists no dimension wherein cargs are not in style.
Diabolo96, The dadification is almost finished . To complete the transformation please say your first dad joke.
Slovene, He did. He said I’m dad in response to her I’m pregnant.
Risk, Should have been “Hi Pregnant, I’m…Dad?” though…
brsrklf, It’s funnier this way IMO, because it sounds first like a confused realization with the ellipse and question mark, and then the joke.
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