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Gigan, in No escape
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One of the positives from the covid pandemic is a lot of bathroom doors can be opened with your foot now.

glibg10b, in No escape

Apply shoulder to door

LazaroFilm,
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It’s a pull door

CareHare, in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)

Jeroom is my hero.

pelya, in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)
LordKitsuna,

On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

AnonStoleMyPants,

But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

ladicius,

Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

Seriously. No joke.

retrolasered,
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til including men

Deconceptualist,

So what’s in the third panel??? Giant human bollocks? lol

pelya,

The Holy Gonads of thy Lord.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Self help and cleaning advice

Oh c’mon real experts know to sweep it all out the door

CCF_100, in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

Have you considered picking up the cat and bringing it with you on your journey to obtain the delectable you call a “crisp?”

cro_magnon_gilf, (edited ) in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

I know this isn’t right but…

This is what I imagine happened to all those redditors who are always looking to tell everyone they have cptsd

AgentGrimstone, in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

Why can’t they understand that we can go back to the way things were 5 seconds ago

NovaPrime, (edited ) in [ADHDinos] Been feeling it lately
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I recently began working on reframing this feeling as a signal to the brain to step back and breathe (awareness meditation and therapy have been helpful) and it’s been life changing. Using that physical sensation as a grounding signal helped me realize that often it’s just an adrenaline spike, and knowing that makes it easier to sit with the physical sensation for 30-60 seconds, knowing that majority of the adrenaline spike will subside in that timeframe

Evil_Shrubbery, in Everything's Better When You're Part of a Group

I love stories with a happy ending.

Sadly with my luck they would probably just force me to work. In a team. While singing songs. … yeah, I’ll go ahead & make the bonfire myself.

nieceandtows, in Laugh, Clown, Laugh

Looks like Biff has finally come around.

Duranie, in Marketing

As a massage therapist, I’m also willing to accept “human primate social groomer” over “body toucher.” Not sure that potential clients would appreciate that much more though 😕.

RedAggroBest,

I went from from anthropology to massage therapy (and am very happy for it) and I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees the social grooming aspect lol

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I’m a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a “primate in need of grooming.” So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we’re supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.

Maven, (edited ) in Laugh, Clown, Laugh
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I feel like I’m completely missing the joke. Can anyone explain this comic?

Edit: thank you to those that explained!

willya,
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I think it may just be completely banal.

spittingimage,
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Feel like a lot of comic strips I’ve seen lately are effectively nudging the audience and saying “aren’t I just so relatable?”

Maybe, but I’d prefer if they went back to being funny.

lazynooblet,
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It’s an anti joke

sundray,

The man is trying to make his audience laugh by allowing himself to be drenched in manure. But he is sad because he is being drenched with manure. While this is the main point of the comic strip, whether or not one finds it humorous or tragic is entirely subjective.

But I thought it was funny ¯*(ツ)*/¯

RizzRustbolt, in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

Look at those faces… they know what they’re doing.

CountNumerot, in Marketing

This guy when he’s leaving to go to the bathroom, “Excuse me, I’m about to whip out my dick.”

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