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ImplyingImplications, in I'm going to be a rock star!

On the flip side, a close friend of mine pursued his dream right out of high school with the support of friends and family. He’s now 30 with no work experience, no education, and no money, still trying to make his dream work. I’m very worried for what his senior years are going to look like.

Neato,
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TBF, I have a 3-tier retirement plan (pension, 401k, SS) and I'm still worried for solvency in my senior years. I expect 2/3 of those to be unfunded and raided in the next 30 years.

Even with all that, as a millennial I'm expecting to die at work.

SloganLessons, in Animals
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as a cat owner, I can promise you that cats wouldn't be the confused ones

Mutelogic, in Mrlovenstein

It’s a crying shame that there’s no actual walking bugs club shirt available.

Maheswara, in Mobile phone

The PC be like " I can flash you"

JohnDClay, in life of a meme - alex krokus
pruwybn, in Good news!
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“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Stephen Jay Gould

Maybe inspired by this quote?

Poob, in A quote from Carl Sagan

This sure seems to be passing the buck from the people who started the wars to the poor people who fight them

sgbrain7, in Tongue Fights Depression - The Awkward Yeti

For me, the last panel would instead be the tongue deliberately withholding food from the stomach because all of it tastes completely unappealing now

julianh, in The most lethal field

Bad example. If they proved P = NP, that might be more on par with the others.

chumbalumber,

Find a computationally cheap way to factor large numbers --> banking system collapses

Xariphon,

ELI5?

uniqueid198x,

in computer science, we talk about a mathematical construct called a machine. Different kinds of machines can solve different problems, and the turing machine is the most powerful. It can solve any problem that can be solved by a machine.

Turing machines operate one step at a time, with each step taking the same amount of time. The total number of steps it takes to solve a problem is the time, of that machine.

Some problems have a fixed number of inputs, like “list all the states”. These machines have a fixed time. We call this constant time.

Others can have a variable number of inputs, like add up an arbitrary list of numbers. The longer the list is, the longer this takes.

An interesting, and important question is, how fast does the time of a machine go up as we add more inputs?

There are to major groups: the machines were the time goes up in a polynomial way (called P) and the ones were it goes up faster (called NP for non-polynomial). This means, for some machines, you can describe the time with an equation like time=inputs^n where n is any number.

A conjecture is that actually, all problems (that can be solved ) have a machine that can do in P time, thus all NP problems are actually P problems if we find the right machine.

This is important because much of our secret codes and other inportant things that we use today rely on those NP problems, which are really hard to solve. But if it turns out that they are P problems after all, there can be easy solutions.

NotSpez, in "Pass It Down" by The Awkward Yeti

I wonder how many lemmings seeing this post are in the last two stages.

Lucidlethargy, in Lumberjacks vs. Web Developers

I’m a web developer, and I don’t know any peers in my field that look like that.

Like… That’s just a hipster. They mostly live in Oregon. Nothing against that, that’s just where they collect haha.

PerogiBoi, in Never gets old
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Yay a wholesome meme! Too many “wife bad marriage annoying” memes so this one is a breath of fresh air.

Edit: lot of salty dudes in the comments

Lt_Worf,

Wife good. Marriage awesome.

PerogiBoi,
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If wife isn’t good then wife shouldn’t have been wife in the first place.

My wife’s dope.

Swedneck,
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i like the saying that your partner should also be your best friend

PerogiBoi,
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If ur partner is not your best friend then why are they your partner?

SnipingNinja,

But I already have a best friend

VanillaGorilla,

Eh, life can change wife, life can change husband. Sometimes it's great for a couple years, then not. Doesn't mean wife not good. Just not the best fit anymore.

Anamana,
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And you should change if you wanna keep your marriage alive. I always wonder why society considers change to be something bad.

VanillaGorilla,

It's dead, Jim.

We diverged in different directions and split up in friendship. There's no shame in ending something before both hate eachother.

thepianistfroggollum, in Never gets old

If only my wife would understand this.

There is never, ever, a time when seeing her naked wouldn’t make my day better.

numbermess, in Never gets old
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The author of this comic strip came to our house one time when I was little. He was visiting some family at Pickwick Lake (I think) and somehow came over to our house with some of my stepmom's friends. I absolutely couldn't believe it that somebody famous was there with us at our house. He seemed like a really nice person and he left a couple of doodles of our dogs and an autograph for me and my brother.

Dagwood222, in Never gets old

There’s an episode of ‘Malcolm In The Middle’ where the job forces Lois to wear make-up. Hal sees her and and becomes feverish. Later on, she refuses to wear the make-up, comes home, and Hal sees her and becomes feverish.

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