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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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My truck was stolen, suspiciously right around the time Santa should have been there 🧐

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Funny you should say that

npr.org/…/lebanese-photographer-visits-u-s-cities…

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lebanonusa.com

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Death to (:

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Idk if you watched the last of us, but like that Bill episode, which is mostly disconnected from the greater narrative, didn’t feel out of place in the series to me. That’s what I’m getting at. I want to see all of it at a slower pace.

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That doesn’t happen in my made up scenario where the world is good lol

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In a dream scenario where they can get the right people to do it, I would vastly prefer a TV series. Even with the extended editions, there’s a ton of material in the books we didn’t get to see. Things like the whole sequence with the elves early in the books being turned into “hey look there’s some elves”, no Tom Bombadil, the journey from Rivendel to Moria. And that’s just the first book.

I think most would agree the world building is one of the best aspects of the books and there just isn’t time for that in a feature film.

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Here’s an idea: what if they were both slutty?

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1 == “1”

It’s not that hard

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No Sleep Til Brooklyn

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MFer needs a super-axe-hacker. Then he could whack down four apple trees in one smacker.

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  • guy who idolizes 1 for 1 war losers and governments that fail after four years

Edit: contemporarily, also two time popular vote losers

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It’s a cute nickname for Gabe Newell

Which ironically also works with this

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Fuck

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🤍🫀

Does this mean what I think it means

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I watched the whole thing and I never farted once

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Maybe Jesus invented it and forgot to write down the design? We’ll never know.

(Does this guy know that 1703 was the 18th century?)

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Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.

Source: naval historian

Okay that’s a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia

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Jesus take the reins

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Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.

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PBUH (pasta be upon him)

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Fucking hilarious picturing either end of the snake flopping around as it walks

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First one, then the other

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Top Six Hours is the superior sort

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Well you do have a right to bear arms, but the rest of him is illegal

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