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Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Five bucks says MTG

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UAE is the dong

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Me: subconsciously moves 2 cm

My GSD: Rally to the commander! Form ranks! You live and die to serve the master!

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who talks like that??

The youth

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The hairline change is too real

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I heard it was Mohammed bin Slugworth

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I watched the whole thing and I never farted once

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Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.

Source: naval historian

Okay that’s a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia

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Well you do have a right to bear arms, but the rest of him is illegal

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1 == “1”

It’s not that hard

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Took me too long to get it and I’m a grown ass man

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The Hick from French Lick!

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That’s right, it’s not too late to get adopted by an oligarch

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Even my own kid

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Oh man, keep going

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Hospintal

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How much do they spend on candles

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-oh the humanity!

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Compulsory purchase day

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Member 75 cent milk and eggs? Member dollar menu? Member dollar theatres?

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State bird of Indiana. Pretty common, but I always get excited when I see one.

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Okay, I name all of them Steven

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Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season

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Left: basically everything in moderation

Right: basically everything in excess

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Very Indiana meme

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