Birding is Voyeurism.
miss_brainfart, 
All I’m doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what’s so wrong about that?
FlyingSquid, 
Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.
miss_brainfart, Hell yeah, and always make sure to snap a few pics for the collection
ArmoredThirteen, I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I’d do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates
ladicius, But you did get all the frog mates?
Come on, buddy, don’t let us hanging.
Lamb, Of course he did. He’s the reason tadpoles are shaped like sperm.
ArmoredThirteen, She*
ArmoredThirteen, Yes, I was drowning in frogussy
downpunxx, 
Birding is Sadism, the bird doesn't have a choice in the matter
Assman, 
Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”
Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug
at_an_angle, (Erm…ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It’s usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I’ve seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.
That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.
Assman, Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season
jaybone, Are people hunting with 50 cats?
Scubus, I’ve never seen it, but I’m sure there are some furry armies out there.
Assman, Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting
Evilphd666, (edited ) 
lud, Wtf
Evilphd666, (edited )
lud, (edited ) How many gifs, memes and random images do you guys [hexbear users] have on speed dial?
Evilphd666, A shit ton that grows all the time. I can’t keep up with them and always finding new ones myself.
Ram_The_Manparts, 
I actually think it’s a couple thousand at this point lol
aport, Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community
Zorque, Whatever you say, pervert.
aport, Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn’t make me a pervert 😤
D_C, I’m no pervert. Anyways I’ve got to go, I’m going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I’m off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock…
pruwybn, 
I learned that from Bob’s Burgers.
Fester, Ornithology? More like hornithology.
Cyv_, 
Its just catfishing horny birds
unreachable, (edited ) 
catbirdfishing
catbirding?
DroneRights, (edited ) Aliens be hitting us up on Tinder to ghost us at the restaurant so they can watch us eat dinner alone
culpritus, 
birdwatchers: voyeuristic super fans
sport hunters: homicidal stalkers
MossyFeathers,
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