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MrPloppy, in BIG GEOLOGY

Just a little sip.

crsu, in BIG GEOLOGY

Big geology? You mean Dominos pizza?

ornery_chemist, in postdocs

*dedicated gcms technician

xantoxis, (edited ) in BIG GEOLOGY

Why is this forbes article written like the author’s brother-in-law suggested lava as a cure for covid and he rolled his eyes and went “Now I gotta debunk THIS shit.”

Maoo, in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@Maoo@hexbear.net avatar

There is no way those tubes are balanced step away from the centrifuge

emergencyfood,

They are, actually. Assuming opposite pairs / triples have the same amount of liquid.

Imgonnatrythis, in BIG GEOLOGY

Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.

Hatandwatch, in BIG GEOLOGY
@Hatandwatch@hexbear.net avatar

I will take a bottle of fresh organic mineral lava!

jaschen, in BIG GEOLOGY

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/b2090b6c-0e77-419f-be41-b2e2e5bf1504.webp

Looks like the Pompeiians figured it out before we all did.

LeninsBeard, in BIG GEOLOGY

Next they’re gonna tell me to stop throwing my used car batteries in the ocean

1984

mkhopper, in BIG GEOLOGY
@mkhopper@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t drink lava from plastic glasses.

Kase,

You can’t stop me from trying

Imgonnatrythis,

Plastic is bad for the environment and our bodies anyway.

gearheart, in BIG GEOLOGY

I thought the media said to drink chlorine to fight coronavirus. 😅

gibmiser, in BIG GEOLOGY

They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

How are your shits?

gibmiser,

Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Well, I’m convinced.

FreshLight, (edited ) in mentally unbalanced behaviour

I disagree. A real mad scientist is still a human and not a centrifuge

nailbar,

He turned himself into a centrifuge in a mad science experiment!

puchaczyk, (edited ) in mentally unbalanced behaviour

For those who are curious it’s properly balanced. There are 24 slots available. Pairs: 1-13, 2-14, 6-18, 9-21, 10-22 Triple: 8-16-24 All pairs and triples have their centers of mass on the rotation axis.

meyotch, (edited )

This person centrifuges!

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

THANK GOD. I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

GraniteM,

What do you do if there’s a prime number of test tubes, like the thirteen in the picture?

threelonmusketeers, (edited )

For a 24-slot centrifuge, 5 pairs and 1 triple will balance 13 tubes, as is described in the comment you replied to.

Here’s a video that also explains it: The Centrifuge Problem - Numberphile

lseif,

drink one

dingus, (edited )

If you don’t want to figure out some awkward balancing techniques, you can just use a balance tube. Fill a tube with water to a similar height of the tube it opposes.

lolola, in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m going mad just looking at this. I mean maybe it’s actually balanced, but like… there are easier ways. Stop tryna flex and spin your shit down.

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