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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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That doesn’t happen in my made up scenario where the world is good lol

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Idk if you watched the last of us, but like that Bill episode, which is mostly disconnected from the greater narrative, didn’t feel out of place in the series to me. That’s what I’m getting at. I want to see all of it at a slower pace.

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The hairline change is too real

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who talks like that??

The youth

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it’s been almost a decade

That can’t be. That’s not possible.

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I heard it was Mohammed bin Slugworth

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I hear she was really into snow at that time

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youtu.be/mBALsWwxPf0

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I’m loading this bad boy up with all of the cutest plants

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Magnumancer

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It’s a cute nickname for Gabe Newell

Which ironically also works with this

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MFer needs a super-axe-hacker. Then he could whack down four apple trees in one smacker.

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PBUH (pasta be upon him)

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Top Six Hours is the superior sort

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1 == “1”

It’s not that hard

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lebanonusa.com

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Funny you should say that

npr.org/…/lebanese-photographer-visits-u-s-cities…

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Death to (:

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Fucking hilarious picturing either end of the snake flopping around as it walks

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Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.

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Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.

Source: naval historian

Okay that’s a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia

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Maybe Jesus invented it and forgot to write down the design? We’ll never know.

(Does this guy know that 1703 was the 18th century?)

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  • guy who idolizes 1 for 1 war losers and governments that fail after four years

Edit: contemporarily, also two time popular vote losers

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Fuck

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Well you do have a right to bear arms, but the rest of him is illegal

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