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Assman

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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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State bird of Indiana. Pretty common, but I always get excited when I see one.

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Okay I’ll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?

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Pick and balls

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How much do they spend on candles

What's your favorite compilation album?

I’ve been really enjoying the Red Hot Organization’s “No Alternative” and “Dark was the Night” recently, both because they raised a lot of money for AIDS research and because they do a great job of capturing the 90s alternative sound and 00s indie sound respectively, and it’s got me thinking how much I love...

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O Brother Where Art Thou? has a fantastic soundtrack. The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtracks are also quite good.

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Okay, I name all of them Steven

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Compulsory purchase day

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Member 75 cent milk and eggs? Member dollar menu? Member dollar theatres?

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-oh the humanity!

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Huge dick AND balls? Most of us only have one or the other.

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Mountains is stumps

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Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting

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Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season

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Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”

Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

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Left: basically everything in moderation

Right: basically everything in excess

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Do you or do you not chunder?

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I’ll take corn over beans. Helps disguise the fact there is absolutely no geography or things to look at whatsoever in this state

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Very Indiana meme

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Sugar free tastes better. Still bad for you tho

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That Japanese guitar thing with the giant tuners

Edit: shamisen

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Man here, I get asked by every employee I pass. Like I’m stubborn guys, I wanna struggle through it on my own.

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It makes sense. What better time to experiment with makeup than when you’re alone for years.

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He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

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