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Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Assman,
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You miss 100% of the shots

Assman,
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First one, then the other

Assman,
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Optimus Grime

Assman,
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The Hick from French Lick!

Assman,
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Took me too long to get it and I’m a grown ass man

Assman,
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A real numbers guy would know it’s pronounced threeth

Assman,
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I forgot about those skinny boys.

Assman,
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That’s right, it’s not too late to get adopted by an oligarch

Assman,
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Studio Ghibli: All Star Brawl

Assman,
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Wait do people not like the new GTA lady?

Assman,
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Even my own kid

Assman, (edited )
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You could say I’m a dreamer

About onions

Assman,
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Oh man, keep going

What phone do you sugest for your grandparents?

I got a task to buy a smart phone for my grandparents, they are not techsavy but they know how to use basic functions. Iam looking for an andoid because it has language pack i need. I dont need it to have lots of functions, onley a good camera and a big screen. Bonus points if it can be flashed with some kind of simplefied...

Assman,
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It’s a me, your dead grandpa

Assman,
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Ya wanna spark it?

Assman,
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Why is he carrying a big egg

Assman,
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You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

Assman,
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Life didn’t get me shit, and I’ve pantsed lemons

Assman,
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I like them having guns. Makes it seem more fair.

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I’ll DM you my address

Assman,
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Send me all ur cheese I’m doing this shit (actually I’m not doing shit)

Assman,
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You’re the one getting his balls stepped on, right?

Assman,
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I’m not addicted, flarping 14 times a day just works with my lifestyle

Assman,
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They also most likely vote

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