rmuk,

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

0ops,

I take it you’re circumcised?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

SlopppyEngineer,
smeg,

Bean would make a hell of a QA

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

Norgur,

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

downdaemon, (edited )
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things

hollunder,

How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory… Is this what they call a ‘dickpic’?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

zane,

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The story here is simply “defacement.”

Sanyanov,

Good if not beheading

recapitated,

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

metaStatic,

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

“Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend.”

Vengefu1Tuna,

“Blew pee everywhere”

pec,

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

Norgur,

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

monotremata,

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

Num10ck,

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

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