pec,

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

Norgur,

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

monotremata,

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

Num10ck,

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

SlopppyEngineer,
smeg,

Bean would make a hell of a QA

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

“Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend.”

Vengefu1Tuna,

“Blew pee everywhere”

hollunder,

How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory… Is this what they call a ‘dickpic’?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

zane,

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

Norgur,

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

rmuk,

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

0ops,

I take it you’re circumcised?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The story here is simply “defacement.”

Sanyanov,

Good if not beheading

metaStatic,

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

recapitated,

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

downdaemon, (edited )
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things

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