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registrert, 6 months ago

Does Robin lay chocolate eggs?

registrert, 6 months ago

Let’s check the fridge and cupboards again, maybe some snacks have materialised since the last time we checked.

registrert, 6 months ago

What an awful thing to do.

registrert, 6 months ago

I have done that many times. But only on touch screen.

Well, that was that one phone that didn’t support multi touch. Ruined my entire week.

registrert, 6 months ago

I once saw a man do that with two live 57mm Bofors autocannon shell. That’s how memories are created.

registrert, 6 months ago

Overnight? Do you deliver overminute?

registrert, 6 months ago

😔

registrert, 6 months ago

An Ouija-phone, seeing they’re all dead.

Jokes aside, Doro has a range of reasonably priced phones, from old style to Android smartphones, with “Old people interface” available to cut down on the techno fluff old folks likely won’t use. 3/4 grandparents were able to operate them, can recommend.

registrert, 6 months ago

I’m already gregnent so I know how it works.

registrert, 6 months ago

Peanititis ain’t nothing to laugh at.

registrert, 6 months ago

There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

registrert, 6 months ago

I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

registrert, 6 months ago

It’s not a statement on the content, just a subjective interpretation of the preview material.

It’s a fair point of view, just like I can say I’ve only heard good things about it without having seen it for myself.

registrert, 6 months ago

🇸🇯 Strømgate - electrics street.

Or “Electric Avenue” as I’ve taken to calling them.

registrert, 6 months ago

I’m a sausage maker and this image is blasphemous, please delete now or the Würstermünster will curse you.

registrert, 6 months ago

Try saying sus backwards, the result will amaze you.

registrert, 6 months ago

It’s been years since I saw all the movies I ever wanted to see from the beginning of cinematography up until that point. And now they only make shit movies, what’s a man to do but enjoy memes?

registrert, 6 months ago

I wondered the same thing a while back so I asked. It’s the date they’re digitally published on the official webpage.

registrert, 6 months ago

It’s crazy isn’t it.

www.thefarside.com

registrert, 6 months ago

I like the cut of your jib hull cutters.

registrert, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

Are you kidding, “Woman or potato? (73% of people got it wrong)” is legendary!

Edit: I found it, tell me this isn’t pure art. https://lemmy.sambands.net/pictrs/image/b87e5771-b0ad-4fa2-8f0d-f48ce6f0f5cb.jpeg

registrert, 6 months ago

I have to reevaluate all those “lol kys” messages I got when I used to play online games.

registrert, 6 months ago

https://lemmy.sambands.net/pictrs/image/6729fdd7-16cb-42c6-aab9-87fe69df73a8.png

registrert, 6 months ago

(most likely)

I’d be worried if the video was "Heart surgery for dummies’

registrert, 6 months ago

Yes Toddiño. Several times throughout the years. I’ve heard about Skyrim several times.