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@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Assman,
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Life didn’t get me shit, and I’ve pantsed lemons

Assman,
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Even my own kid

Assman,
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Wait do people not like the new GTA lady?

Assman,
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Ya wanna spark it?

What phone do you sugest for your grandparents?

I got a task to buy a smart phone for my grandparents, they are not techsavy but they know how to use basic functions. Iam looking for an andoid because it has language pack i need. I dont need it to have lots of functions, onley a good camera and a big screen. Bonus points if it can be flashed with some kind of simplefied...

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It’s a me, your dead grandpa

Assman,
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Optimus Grime

Assman,
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Studio Ghibli: All Star Brawl

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Why is he carrying a big egg

Assman,
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A real numbers guy would know it’s pronounced threeth

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I like them having guns. Makes it seem more fair.

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I forgot about those skinny boys.

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They also most likely vote

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Took me too long to get it and I’m a grown ass man

Assman,
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You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

Assman,
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Send me all ur cheese I’m doing this shit (actually I’m not doing shit)

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I’ll DM you my address

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That’s right, it’s not too late to get adopted by an oligarch

Assman,
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You miss 100% of the shots

Assman,
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The Hick from French Lick!

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You’re the one getting his balls stepped on, right?

Assman,
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Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

Assman,
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I’m not addicted, flarping 14 times a day just works with my lifestyle

What's your favorite compilation album?

I’ve been really enjoying the Red Hot Organization’s “No Alternative” and “Dark was the Night” recently, both because they raised a lot of money for AIDS research and because they do a great job of capturing the 90s alternative sound and 00s indie sound respectively, and it’s got me thinking how much I love...

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O Brother Where Art Thou? has a fantastic soundtrack. The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtracks are also quite good.

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Oh man, keep going

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You could say I’m a dreamer

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