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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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There’s a really solid Country Roads cover in the film Whispers of the Heart from studio ghibli

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Already passed them on unfortunately

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youtu.be/mBALsWwxPf0

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Idk if you watched the last of us, but like that Bill episode, which is mostly disconnected from the greater narrative, didn’t feel out of place in the series to me. That’s what I’m getting at. I want to see all of it at a slower pace.

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Fucking hilarious picturing either end of the snake flopping around as it walks

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Funny you should say that

npr.org/…/lebanese-photographer-visits-u-s-cities…

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🤍🫀

Does this mean what I think it means

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First one, then the other

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I forgot about those skinny boys.

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You could say I’m a dreamer

About onions

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Ya wanna spark it?

What phone do you sugest for your grandparents?

I got a task to buy a smart phone for my grandparents, they are not techsavy but they know how to use basic functions. Iam looking for an andoid because it has language pack i need. I dont need it to have lots of functions, onley a good camera and a big screen. Bonus points if it can be flashed with some kind of simplefied...

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It’s a me, your dead grandpa

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You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

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Life didn’t get me shit, and I’ve pantsed lemons

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You miss 100% of the shots

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I’ll DM you my address

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Huge dick AND balls? Most of us only have one or the other.

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Mountains is stumps

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Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting

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Pick and balls

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Okay I’ll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?

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Sugar free tastes better. Still bad for you tho

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That Japanese guitar thing with the giant tuners

Edit: shamisen

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