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Assman

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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Hospintal

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How much do they spend on candles

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-oh the humanity!

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Member 75 cent milk and eggs? Member dollar menu? Member dollar theatres?

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Compulsory purchase day

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Huge dick AND balls? Most of us only have one or the other.

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State bird of Indiana. Pretty common, but I always get excited when I see one.

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Okay, I name all of them Steven

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Mountains is stumps

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Do you or do you not chunder?

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Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”

Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

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Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting

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Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season

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Left: basically everything in moderation

Right: basically everything in excess

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Very Indiana meme

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I’ll take corn over beans. Helps disguise the fact there is absolutely no geography or things to look at whatsoever in this state

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Pick and balls

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Okay I’ll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?

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Sugar free tastes better. Still bad for you tho

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That Japanese guitar thing with the giant tuners

Edit: shamisen

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Man here, I get asked by every employee I pass. Like I’m stubborn guys, I wanna struggle through it on my own.

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He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

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It makes sense. What better time to experiment with makeup than when you’re alone for years.

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