aseriesoftubes,

Shut the fuck up, Lonny. You’re out of your element.

Assman, (edited )
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

1 == “1”

It’s not that hard

cupcakezealot, (edited )
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

starting to see why twitter breaks every day since elon bought it

elon is basically chip morehead from the chipadmin episode of sales guy vs web dude

Alivrah,
cryptosporidium140,

DAT ASS

Thorry84,

Yes the compiler/interpreter can figure it out on the fly, that’s what we mean by untyped languages. And as stated both have their merits and their faults.

Elon doesn’t know what the words mean and just chimes in with his AI future BS.

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Even in untyped can’t you explicitly set your type either with declarations or wrapping the value in quotes for a string or something?

projectmoon,

Depends on the language. There is no explicit typing in JavaScript, for example. That’s why Typescript was invented.

EinfachUnersetzlich,

Not always.

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, that could be problematic

janAkali, (edited )

Yes the compiler/interpreter can figure it out on the fly, that’s what we mean by untyped languages.

Are there untyped languages? You probably meant ‘dynamically typed languages’.

But even statically typed languages can figure out most types for you from the context - it’s called ‘type inference’.

Blue_Morpho,

And as stated both have their merits and their faults.

Yes! Just because a compiler could guess the type doesn’t mean it should. Elon didn’t understand the meme at all.

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Not that it will matter in the AI future

that statement makes so little sense I feel like Mount stupid does not give it justice .

conditional_soup,

Quick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.

hemmes, (edited )
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Actually on second thought, let’s just give him a marble notebook and crayons and tell him that’s JavaScript.

Kata1yst,
@Kata1yst@kbin.social avatar

A notebook and crayons? I think you'd just get back stick figure-esque drawings of cybertrucks with notes like "bulletproof" and "anti-gas attack".

Just like the poor Tesla design team.

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

Musk being an assumer (note how he’s vomiting certainty on future events) doesn’t surprise me a tiny bit.

xmunk,

Elon Musk loves to speak confidently about shit he knows nothing about. This leads to him being a confident speaker on every topic… I just wish we could figure out a way to shut him up.

knfrmity,

The French had a pretty good way of shutting up insufferable rich asshats.

skwnssmnstr,

Does it rhyme with “vaseline”?

Sailing7,

Yes. Yes it does :D

stown,
@stown@sedd.it avatar

I’ll grab my Ovaltine.

Stern,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar
hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe I’m out of the loop - what’s he been saying about software?

Draghetta,

This post’s image man

It’s not that hard™

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Oh. This post’s image has him talking types in January and the “obligatory” image above has someone saying he’s been talking software in December, so I thought maybe Musk has been spewing about software for a few weeks or something.

FrostyTheDoo,

Twitter is a software, he’s been saying stupid stuff about how it works for the last year+

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Okay gotcha. Thought maybe there was a headline I missed.

Squibbles,

December from '22 not '23. The image was from a few months after he took over twitter and was still going on about that stuff and how it was doing all these useless things that needed to be removed or rewritten. I just remembered another one about how he was going on about a single request to twitter causing thousands of RPCs or something? I think that’s not really unheard of in a microservices infrastructure and it’s not like they’d be synchronous. There’s probably tons of calls that go to things like tracking, analytics, or cross DC sharing I would imagine for such a large and high volume service like twitter.

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Okay gotcha. Yeah I just thought I missed a new headline or something.

Squibbles,

When he took over twitter there was a bunch of stuff he was spouting about things like Twitter’s stack needing a full rewrite and such. Going so far as to fire the engineer that challenged him on it during a live spaces thing if I recall correctly.

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes I remember that. I thought maybe there was something new he was going on about specifically.

MotoAsh,

He would have to know what he’s talking about to be specific.

MajorHavoc,

You would think so… And yet months of instability on a previously rock solid platform says he did not.

Ephera,

One example that stuck with me is that he said some shit along the lines of 80% of Twitter’s microservices being superfluous and he’ll be shutting them off.

Yes, the dev teams just spent 4/5 of their time building shit no one asked for. It just annoys me so much, because anyone with basic reasoning should be able to work out that this cannot possibly be the case, but it’s easy to give it the benefit of the doubt.

Well, except that many, many Twitter outages followed.

MajorHavoc, (edited )

Well, except that many, many Twitter outages followed.

Yeah. As a software dev, it was pretty awkward explaining this to colleagues who rely on Twitter/X.

“It sounds like you think Twitter is a software company and that Elon is utterly unqualified to run a software company. That can’t possibly be true, right?”

…Then we end up doing the “Concerned Padme” meme…

Bonehead,

The rockets are fine. SpaceX has a team specifically designed to distract Musk and keep him away from the actual work on the rockets. Tesla didn't have that though. That's how we ended up with that lame presentation with the weird "S3XY" acromin. That was really the point I realized that he was just an idiot frat boy with too much money. He really is his own worst enemy.

Pringles,

What’s your source on the spacex team distracting him? I can’t find anything supporting that. I do find some interviews from anonymous employees saying it’s calmer now that he’s so focused on twitter.

winterayars,
sdoorex,
cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

the thing about spacex is everything they do is because of nasa and government.

the only thing spacex has going for it is the fact that they can spend a billion dollars exploding a rocket five times before it slightly works the sixth whereas the government can’t do that.

Bumblefumble,

As someone who does know about this field, and absolute despise Musk, that’s not quite true. SpaceX is very successful thanks to help from the US government, and despite the influence of Musk, but also because they are a team of very competent people who have actually innovated and pushed the boundaries of launch vehicles. To say they have nothing going for them and are being propped up by the government is not at all accurate, and they have been much more succesful than traditional government contractors.

zalgotext,

To say they have nothing going for them and are being propped up by the government is not at all accurate

That isn’t what they’re saying though, is it? They’re saying that SpaceX has the ability to fail more than NASA, because they’re not a government organization funded solely by taxes.

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

very successful thanks to help from the US government

QaspR, (edited )

Clearly this man has never read a book on type theory or compiler construction.

Vilian,

Clearly this man has never read a book

earmuff,

Clearly this man has never read

kibiz0r,

This man…

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Clearly this man has never

JudahBenHur,

this isn’t a joke. you haven’t made a joke.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Clearly this man is fun at parties…/s

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

See I get what you were doing there, it was funny. But the downvotes thought you were putting down the thread jokes for real. You were basically pointing out that the best jokes are actual life.

MotoAsh,

Yea, they’re just spitting facts. Elon would have to be an actual man to ever.

qaz,

Who are you quoting?

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