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Mikina, in You're being hacked ...

I know its a joke, but cutting PFF power is never a good idea. It makes any kind of forensics a lot harder, and its probably not going to help anyway. You should isolate the computer from the network, and then call a professional.

However, putting the computer to sleep/hibernate it may help, just so I.e ransomware can’t continue encrypting, but maybe still has keys in memory, if you’re lucky. This is only my theory, though, not sire what are the best practices.

SmoothIsFast, in You're being hacked ...

It would be nice if it worked that way.

mrkite, in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

One of the people reverse engineering the M1 GPU for Asahi Linux is a catgirl vtuber: www.youtube.com/asahilina

backhdlp, in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The person in this screenshot ended a podcast they were on with the word Nya.

QuazarOmega, (edited ) in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux

What’s Fyra tho?

Edit: I guess it’s this: fyralabs.com
Very disappointed in the lack of cats ;(

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

It just means 4 in Swedish, like en/ett, två, tre, fyra, fem …

NovaPrime,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

Pretty sure it’s the patron goddess of the fyre festival

rtxn, in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux

Right now I’m listening to Adeptus Ridiculous (W40k lore podcast) and the image of giant cat-eared Ultramarines won’t leave my fucking mind

Malix,
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yes, Inquisitor, that user right there.

Fizz, in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Imagine the smell of that office

hikikoma, (edited )

MUTHKY

MinekPo1, in Rust project startup kit
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

to be fair , making a simple os is a fun side project , though I would recommend going with a toy VM rather than actual hardware

Zoboomafoo, in What you are according to you fav language

Labview?

aseriesoftubes, in “It’s not that hard”

Shut the fuck up, Lonny. You’re out of your element.

spez, in What you are according to you fav language

I thought javascript would be something like maniac but this is fine too.

Assman, (edited ) in “It’s not that hard”
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

1 == “1”

It’s not that hard

cupcakezealot, (edited ) in “It’s not that hard”
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

starting to see why twitter breaks every day since elon bought it

elon is basically chip morehead from the chipadmin episode of sales guy vs web dude

Alivrah, in “It’s not that hard”
Deiv, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

You’re special, #6,211,583

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