BobbyNevada

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BobbyNevada,

For right now, I’m coming back next week until I die.

BobbyNevada,

“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

Vulcan Sex Workers

It has occurred to me that Vulcan must have some form of sex industry to handle those going through Pon Farr who aren’t currently married or otherwise involved. Otherwise, they’d have constant issues with violence from those suffering the “blood fever” whose spouse was far away, or had died, or for some other reason had...

BobbyNevada,

I see you have broken both of your arms. How illogical…

BobbyNevada,

Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!

BobbyNevada,

A strange juice in the hand is worth two rude and unreasonable chickens in the bush.

BobbyNevada,

That’s why I take toad Xtra! Now with more toad!

BobbyNevada,

I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying “Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy’s pillow!”

BobbyNevada,

The last panel is him sleeping on the floor, while all the dogs are on the bed.

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