figaro,

Wow

rdri, (edited )

More problem, REINCARNATION

firewyre,

There’s so much to unpack here, impressive.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.

Agent641, (edited )

Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *

I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

HelixDab2,

Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that’s enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?

Sorgan71,

isnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?

HelixDab2,

No, that’s a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve–or lose–enlightenment, and once you’ve extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.

surewhynotlem,

See, this is one belief system that is easy to disprove. Just look at all the people. Can anyone honestly say they’ve worked their way up? Are humans really the cream of the enlightenment crop?

Plavatos,

Looks like someone is going down a peg or two next time…

HelixDab2,

Huh? No, of course you can’t, because you’d first have to be able to prove that any person in question had lived a previous life, and that kind of belief isn’t falsifiable.

If the whole thing could be proven or disproven, then it would be science and not religion.

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

They should improve the quality of food in sewers so that those who bought sex and thus reincarnated as rats and cockroaches can get a second chance in their next lives

Imgonnatrythis,

This would be better in the form of a song titled “more sex more problem” set to tune of MO money MO problems.

Pandantic,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

What kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The expensive kind

driving_crooner, (edited )
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Orgies, veganism and 8 hours of sleep. Noted.

deeply_moving_queef,

Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’m ABORTION

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I’m Make You Blind

felixwhynot,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

I’m Michael Jackson

IWantToFuckSpez,

Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.

TORFdot0,

I guess that’s why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter

LEONHART,

And yet, somehow, that boy ain’t right.

krimson,
@krimson@feddit.nl avatar

Username checks out?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That can’t be it. I never had a son (that i know of).

Oh no, I should make some calls.

Agent641,

So, just the normal way?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

“I wish you the best of luck!”

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Remember kids: always pay for sex

hakunawazo,

Is this a warning or a manual?

1: weird manual

2: ???

3:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/731d8e84-dda9-4822-b1c7-c96330ecde61.jpeg

Jerkface,

Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.

Sidhean,

(homo dog)

BobbyNevada,

Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Michael Jackson? Is that you?

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