orsetto,

✨michael jackson✨

deegeese,

Poor entertain homo dog

15liam20,

New band name! Callled it.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

yee yee

TheBlue22,

I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people’s brains, so… I can’t be that sure.

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because you paid for butt sex and now your soul Spirit will disintegrate

TheBlue22,

Jokes on you, bucko, rats are cute and round and snuggly and soft and cute and don’t have a daily stress from the exam season 😭

I’d rather be a rat rn honestly

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

…Buuut “Bad food in sewer” ! Though to be fair the rats in NYC have a really nice fast food and pizza diet so…

Edit: tbf I don’t even know what they ment by that LOL

TheBlue22,

How could you possibly not understand such a well-made, not insane, not schizo poster?! /s

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sewer food lol

jurgel,

Lmao, this is high quality shit posting

chicken,

Which religion is this

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

It’s from Thailand so likely Buddhism.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Thailand? Totally effective poster!

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

Well, they know a thing or two about making ladyboys over there, so perhaps you should listen.

doofer_name,

I… have sooo many questions…

wcooley,

Is this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner’s or the Time Cube?

Plavatos,

You’re spot on, total Dr Bronner-syphilis-riddled-scrawlings-vibes here…

(Jokes aside, I like Dr Bronner soap - apparently they run a decent company too)

Decoy321,

This just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.

realitista,

Sounds like my kinda party.

Jerkface,

Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.

Sidhean,

(homo dog)

BobbyNevada,

Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Michael Jackson? Is that you?

hakunawazo,

Is this a warning or a manual?

1: weird manual

2: ???

3:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/731d8e84-dda9-4822-b1c7-c96330ecde61.jpeg

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Remember kids: always pay for sex

IWantToFuckSpez,

Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.

TORFdot0,

I guess that’s why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter

LEONHART,

And yet, somehow, that boy ain’t right.

krimson,
@krimson@feddit.nl avatar

Username checks out?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That can’t be it. I never had a son (that i know of).

Oh no, I should make some calls.

Agent641,

So, just the normal way?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

“I wish you the best of luck!”

deeply_moving_queef,

Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’m ABORTION

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I’m Make You Blind

felixwhynot,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

I’m Michael Jackson

driving_crooner, (edited )
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Orgies, veganism and 8 hours of sleep. Noted.

Pandantic,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

What kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The expensive kind

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