Gabu,

She’s not even close to a 10/10. In that picture, I wouldn’t give her a 7/10.

criitz,

Elbows too pointy

PissinSelfNdriveway,

Double murder suicide ftw

MonkderZweite,

Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.

mojo,

Heard is hot so duh

HenriVolney,

I thought things were a bit more complicated than Heard being a sadistic hore. She was only convicted after Depp staged an open trial in order to avenge his initial conviction.

Kusimulkku,

Staged an open trial huh

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

I’m not certain who either of these people are.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp’s ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she’s upset with you like an angry dachshund.

On the right, Will Smith’s wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn’t trust her alone with your kids friends.

BobbyNevada,

I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying “Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy’s pillow!”

snooggums,
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We don't need to know your kinks, thanks.

Stamets,
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I would happily die alone, thank you very much.

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

So you’re going to commit a murder.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

How the fuck do you know that

WarmSoda,

We know, Stams. We’ve been watching you.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar
ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

This is exactly the kind of stuff that has us concerned.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Let me fuck my squidboy in peace

WarmSoda,

Cthulhu: what are you doing step insignificant human?

Stamets,
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Uwu tentacle daddy

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