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TheSpermWhale, in Billions must fry
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This post is over 8 minutes old, we’re all good

Chickenstalker, in Betrayal

How is it that we have socially ostracisized tobacco smoking but smoking weed is ok?

mmazikinn,

Geez I don’t know, maybe it’s because tobacco is wildly more toxic and carcinogenic. Maybe it’s because tobacco causes hundreds of thousands of deaths every year. Or perhaps it’s because tobacco is loaded with thousands of equally as toxic additives. Just spit balling here.

rimjob_rainer,

Wasn’t it the other way around?

littlebluespark, in Sentence mining so hard the OSMRE had to send an inspector into my Anki decks
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Vocabulary*

renzev, (edited )

Thanks! Ironic that I didn’t include spelling as one of the skills in this meme…

littlebluespark,
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Vocabulary includes spelling.

OldManBOMBIN, in Accio gasolina

Here ya go: youtu.be/3tw2P65wv5E

MacNCheezus,
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Tarantallegra

wetnoodle, in Betrayal
@wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

Man I signed that and now I sell weed (legally)

platypus_plumba,

Don’t you DARE smoke it though.

weirdbeardgame, in Billions must fry
BmeBenji, in Billions must fry

While I agree with the sentiment here, any sudden event happening with the Sun is is the only kind of event that could not be communicated by memes. It would require someone to witness the light of the supernova, create a meme, and post it from the section of the Earth experiencing noon, and for someone experiencing midnight to read the same meme at the same exact moment the supernova reaches them. Internet doesn’t travel faster than light, and the knowledge of a supernova happening requires being hit with the light generated by it.

Lux, (edited )

that was the joke

oce, (edited )
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Our sun will not explode, it will become a red giant, progressively grill us, pulse and contract to a white dwarf. Got a couple hundreds of millions of years before the intensity becomes unbearable, that’s a thousand times the age of our species. Hopefully we have figured interstellar travel by then, if we don’t have already destroyed ourselves. www.space.com/solar-system-fate-when-sun-dies

threelonmusketeers,

I’m hoping we figure out starlifting before then. With a bit of help, our sun could last much longer.

brbposting,

Yeah let’s just ignore alien memes

BmeBenji,

Alien memes can’t get to Earth any faster than a light can

brbposting,

LIKE THEY HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THAT 👽

byroon, in Billions must fry

Billions must fry

Cold_Brew_Enema, in Straight hustlin'

Yep, I’ve watched my weight skyrocket to near inconceivable heights, now give me twelve boxes of thin mints

surewhynotlem,

You gotta order the Thick Mints off the secret menu.

Wogi,

The double mints is really where it’s at. Thin mint Oreo sandwiches, fucking hell it’s like they’re trying to kill us.

surewhynotlem,

Oooh those are great. Had them for the first time at new years. I won’t buy them though. I eat the whole bag.

ReverendIrreverence, in Straight hustlin'
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They setup outside weed dispensaries too

Vespair,

Yeah the first year of recreational in Colorado there was so many photos of girl scouts selling outside dispensaries.

Probably sold record cookies that year, too

fogstormberry,

I wish they’d set up outside my weed shop

moon,

200 iq move

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Can’t be too young to start profiting off the drug trade I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fedizen,

They’re providing a service

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’m not denying that.

plz1, in Betrayal

Children can’t legally sign a contract, so D.A.R.E. has no authority (and never did).

Fiivemacs, in Straight hustlin'

It’s weight watchers, not weight losers.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Touché

Wogi,

I used to have a buddy that would rubber band on weight watchers.

He’d do it for a while, lose an astounding amount of weight, stop, gain every pound back.

I have no idea if he’s still doing this but it was like a 2 year cycle. Spend a few months thinking about going back on, decide it was worth the money, get on, do great for 6 months and then get tired of it, or get a craving for something, and that would be the end of it.

Honestly the system would work if it were manageable long term but from what I’ve seen there’s just no preparation for getting off of it. You’ve gotta get to a point where you can handle gaining a few pounds every now and again, and then lose it again and do maintenance until the next event where you’re going to have something bad. WW seems to expect you to stick to their meal plan permanently and that is frankly too fucking restrictive to last.

teft, in Billions must fry
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/checks post time

Phew

takeda,

If it happens we won’t know about it for 8 minutes until it reaches us.

Che_Donkey, in Billions must fry
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Wogi,

Great now give me a star trek meme about some terrible world event.

I’m thinking an Archer based meme if you got em.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hmm… How about this one (not mine) about saving the whales and spam calls?

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/546e557f-c180-4275-9127-827b0385a0e7.jpeg

Bougie_Birdie, in Billions must fry
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I often see memes about world events before I see a headline, they’re on to something here.

I also just had to go look out the window to make sure the sun wasn’t blowing up, because you never know

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Don’t worry, I’ll DM you a meme if it happens.

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Can you send it to me as well please?

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