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Chefdano3, in Sentence mining so hard the OSMRE had to send an inspector into my Anki decks
@Chefdano3@lemm.ee avatar

Which is exactly why I can’t learn foreign languages. No amount of brute force will make my vocab any better. I can’t remember shit. If I could, this comment would be much more witty and funny.

intensely_human,

It’s so sad you’ve had to go through life only knowing those fifteen words

trashgirlfriend,

for languages you can already competently speak, reading is probably the best way to improve your vocab

CileTheSane, in Stupid brain
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

The brain is not a singular thing or impulse. Different neurons fire causing desire for different things at the same time (ie. I want to eat candy, I want to lose weight, I want to sit down, I want my house clean).
Some part of the brain calls itself the decision maker and calls itself you, but that doesn’t mean the brain is in agreement or that the decision maker controls the rest of it.

gAlienLifeform, (edited )
@gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, but I think about studies of traumatic brain injuries and neuroplasticity that have shown that different brains can use different physical parts for creating the same functions of mind, and all the wonderfully atypical brains out there that just work a bit differently but have nothing wrong with them,

And all that makes me think, because we all create that decision-maker (ourselves) a bit differently, we do in fact create that decision maker for ourselves, and that decision maker, in certain limited circumstances, has some independence from the brain that created it

e; I just want to emphasize the “in certain limited circumstances” part, because on second though I’m realizing that this could be read as a “just think your way out of your schizophrenia bro, you’re responsible for it” argument, and that’s definitely not what I want to say. So let’s just say the relationship between brain and mind is really complicated and maybe a bit of a two way street sometimes.

MacNCheezus, in Got heem
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Oh well, I hope my FBI agent has a nice day and finds all of my shitposts at least somewhat entertaining.

surewhynotlem, in Every 👏 damn 👏 night 👏

How else would you fall asleep?

rockerface, in Every 👏 damn 👏 night 👏

wdym “sudden”

funkless_eck, in Got heem

do you think the FBI CIA NSA all get confused about their names and who does what as well?

Transporter_Room_3, in Got heem
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

My most recent job wants me to buy a new laptop “so my Webcam will work”

It works fine. I taped over it when I got it because I never had planned need of it. Anything requiring video can be handled on my phone.

Why do they NEED me to get a new laptop?

So the managers who don’t use their cameras can see my face during their boring ass bullshit “I’m so important look at me and crave my input” team meetings every week.

No. If you want to see me, you can come talk face to face, or stare at a picture you would have had to cyberstalk to find.

Funny thing is, in my training I’ve had to do other team meetings with other people in the company, and nobody mentioned my lack of camera.

If it’s “job critical” like you claim, then you need to put that requirement in the job listings and On-boarding. Since I’m 48 hours away from my final training with a physical person, and I have yet to see anything that makes me think it isn’t just a manager trying to flex their tiny iota of tenuous power.

beckerist, in Got heem

repost aside, my toaster knows more than I should

Fudoshin, in Uhhh... no thanks
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Sour puss!

jubilationtcornpone, in Uhhh... no thanks

🎶Sometimes you want to go, where everynobody knows your name else is.🎶

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

🎶 So we don’t we go somewhere only we know 🎶

Kase, in Those markings really were unnecessary

This is a little random but I just gotta get it off my chest lmao.

The other day I walked into a small restroom at school and saw two there was one stall left open. I couldn’t see inside the stall, as it was parallel to the doorway I was standing in. Anyway, I walked over to the stall and nearly ran into the guy who was standing there peeing with the door open. Of course, the guy heard me approach and looked over his shoulder at me like I had two heads, and I retreated, embarrassed.

Anyway, if that guy is reading this, I’m sorry lol. Believe me, it won’t happen again. You’ve instilled a deep fear in me and I will forever approach bathroom stalls slowly and carefully, leaning forward just enough as I approach to see if anyone is lurking inside. It won’t happen again. It won’t.

Kase, in Presidential fitness test

Am I the only one who couldn’t even reach the freaking box?

I was athletic, but not flexible. Shit was humiliating.

I also couldn’t do a pull up, but neither could most kids in my class, so that was alright.

threeduck, in Dissociative Daze
@threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

I did this to help get over weed-induced anxiety. Smoked a bit at uni, started getting bad anxiety most times, so I stopped smoking. Whenever I felt weird while sober (dizzy, spaced out, over-caffeinated), it Pavlov’d me into getting anxiety. Staring into the mirror and getting that weird dissociation gave me a controllable environment to get used to strange perceptual shifts.

CaptainBasculin, in Aint no way I'm giving some website my real phone number

5sim my beloved

partial_accumen, in Aint no way I'm giving some website my real phone number

When Blizzard shut down Overwatch 1 they required a real phone number to transfer your items and log into Overwatch 2. Tried a Google Voice number, nope, they require your real phone number. There is never going to be a situation where I want Blizzard contacting me on my phone.

…and that is why when they finally turned off the Overwatch 1 servers, I stopped playing Overwatch at all.

renzev,

and that is why when they finally turned off the Overwatch 1 servers, I stopped playing Overwatch at all.

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