Gestrid,

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

BeefDaddySupreme,
@BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world avatar

Wanna do some pacers?

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

Before going to the comments section, I was like “wtf is this post?”

After reading a few comments, I’m fully bewildered. What the fuck is up with your crazy country?

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The pain. THE PAIN.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away. I am old, but my hand can drive this needle into your neck before you can escape me.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Coach, please let me out of the closet. I want to go home.

threelonmusketeers,

Does Elmo have choice to not?

corsicanguppy,

Fear is the mind-killer.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Is this some sort of PE meme that I’m too Marching Band to understand?

someguy3, (edited )

Marching in the elements, while carrying an instrument, while playing, god forbid you have a wind instrument. That’s gotta be more physically gruelling than a PE class catering to the lowest common denominator.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Marching band was considered a varsity sport at my high school. Because if the golf team are considered athletes, so am I.

AFKBRBChocolate,

I still have my presidential physical fitness award. I’m old, mine is signed by Nixon. It’s a very official looking certificate with a patch that I put under the glass in the frame. Back when I used to hang my work awards on my office wall, I used to have that one in with them. Most people didn’t ever notice, but every once in a while someone would be looking at them and I could always see the exact moment they realized what it was.

AngryCommieKender,

Mine’s signed by Clinton.

AFKBRBChocolate,

More admirable but not as funny

corsicanguppy,

Is that the same flex as the “I ate a grilled-cheese in Woolworth’s” badge of honour?

AFKBRBChocolate,

I don’t think I know the reference, but it sounds equivalent.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Tell me you’re in a cult without saying you’re in a cult.

son_named_bort,

I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.

jettrscga, (edited )

That’s why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.

They tried to warn you.

captainlezbian,

Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape

sunbrrnslapper,

I did it to impress George Bush Sr. I’m not sure he cares either.

jopepa,

Same reason W wanted to be president and same result

sunbrrnslapper,

Haha!

JimmyBigSausage,

I had to do it to Impress Pres. John F Kennedy.

GuyDudeman,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

My efforts were to impress Arnold Schwarzenegger and George H.W. Bush.

CodaChroma,
@CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They had to make sure middle schoolers would be ready to fight a war at a moments notice

jopepa,

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

jettrscga,

How much could a box cost? $10k?

corsicanguppy,

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

jopepa,

Follow the funsies…

RizzRustbolt,

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

jopepa,

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

stratosfear,

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn’t succeed…

dependencyinjection,

And?

jopepa,

Was it Lockheed Martin?

EvacuateSoul,

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar
MermaidsGarden,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

He wanted to make sure we didn’t get left behind 😌

JaymesRS,

Speaking of crazy things in US PE classes, if you learned to Square Dance, it was because Henry Ford was a racist who was afraid of Jazz.

yeather,

There’s usually a dance section included in PE instruction, mostly to break up hard physical activity snd allow kids to have fun. The type of dancing depends on the school and the state, we did salsa dancing in Florida.

captainlezbian, (edited )

We waltzed in german Catholic land, but we also square danced because midwest

Chetzemoka,

You’re younger than I am. For my generation, it was all square dancing.

JaymesRS,

Same. I lived in Minnesota and Indiana and did Square Dancing in both.

son_named_bort,

Same here. Nobody liked it.

Mouselemming,

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

NJSpradlin,

We did the Macarena where I was in GA.

Zron,

“Allow the kids to have fun”

Should have told that to my PE teacher in grade school. I’ve never been good at dancing, and I got pulled aside multiple times in front of the class because I just couldn’t follow some of the dances we were supposed to do. These weren’t for competitions or anything, just as an activity.

That’s when I learned that not all bullies are children.

corsicanguppy,

Let me guess: “if you only applied yourself, you’d get it. It’s easy (for me). Watch!”

Anticorp,

That might be why it was added to the curriculum at first, but that’s certainly not why it stayed, nor why we did it at my school. It’s a pretty fun activity too, so a good use of that PE time.

corsicanguppy,

Man. We hated square dancing time in PE.

ethanolparty,

I had horrible eyesight and was shockingly inept at all sportball games, even compared to other hopeless nerds, so I found it slightly less awful than the stuff we usually did.

poppy,

I never had dancing in PE in any grade. Can’t decide if that sucks or not. Maybe I’d have better coordination now. We did get roller skating week though.

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