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BobbyNevada, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

My plan A was similar. Just get cremated and just be scattered around my parents graves. Just so "I’m around“. Plan b, viking funeral. Plan “c” is getting cramated, getting an half and ounce of ashes, putting it in resin keychains. Then during the memorial, “take a little piece of Bob with you.”, and hand out the keychains. Eventually, you are going to lose it, go back to my wife, because she probably has a box of leftover me somewhere.

BobbyNevada, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

In Edge runners, they were putting people’s cremated remains in stainless steel capsule, like a world’s worst kinder surprise. That struck me as being very plausible in the future. https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/720764cf-8491-4959-87a1-234be184613b.jpeg

BobbyNevada, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

What!? And ruin the bottom line!? Blasphemous!

BobbyNevada, to foodporn in I made a charcuterie board

I wouldn’t normally say this to anyone, but that pepperoni tulip is beautiful.

BobbyNevada, to lemmyshitpost in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

Yeah! They taught me not to hide in old refrigerators or I’ll die.

BobbyNevada, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

But then he gives a little moral and the end of the episode. During the nightmare: "Still looking for cottage cheese, Karen? Maybe it was inside you the entire time! Ha! Ha! Ha! " Then she screams to get the manager and slowly melts to a blob of cottage cheese. Then Freddy scoops some in a bowl, puts in some peaches, and says " Make sure you have a balanced diet, kids! This is a healthy snack, right Karen? Ha! Ha! Ha!

BobbyNevada, to lemmyshitpost in Also, the doors actually open.

They should have called it the "General Sherman “, have the city skyline as the grill, with flames coming out on both sides.

BobbyNevada, to lemmyshitpost in Burrito bae

For right now, I’m coming back next week until I die.

BobbyNevada, to daystrominstitute in Vulcan Sex Workers

I see you have broken both of your arms. How illogical…

BobbyNevada, to risa in A good grade at parties

“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

BobbyNevada, to historyporn in Two Imperial German sound locators for detecting airplanes, WW1, 1917

Are they on a date?

BobbyNevada, to memes in Muoöe

Eh, puto! MUUUU!

BobbyNevada, to risa in It's all in the trim

Fuck yo couch warp core!

BobbyNevada, to lemmyshitpost in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!

BobbyNevada, to risa in It's all in the trim

Sorry, “Geordi”

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