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OpenStars,
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How do y’all fit donuts around something that massively thick!?

OpenStars,
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So glad someone tried it - for science! :-P

OpenStars,
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This sounds like something a dog-hater would say:-P.

Okay everybody, at 3pm this afternoon, let’s all celebrate [BS] by not taking our dogs to the park, down at XYZ street on the corner of 5th. If it is too late to change your plans, you can still memorialize this holiday by remaining in the southwest corner of the park and never venturing into the northeast portion. Who is with me huh!? :-P

OpenStars,
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Flint, MI would like to have a word with you…

OpenStars,
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Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

OpenStars,
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I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P

OpenStars,
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^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

OpenStars,
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Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

OpenStars,
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You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)

OpenStars,
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Protein is healthy for you.:-)

OpenStars, (edited )
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But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

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Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

OpenStars,
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Hrm, that is how I pictured it, but now that we are examining the situation more deeply, perhaps it might go Cat -> Media -> Toy -> You? :-P

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Oh, whoops - but I’m not going to edit that, just leave that little gem in there to find, when aliens discover the earth millennia from now and ask themselves “what were ancient humans like, on this in-ter-net thingie?”:-P.

OpenStars,
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Which demon did I just summon to this earthly plane by watching this? Ah well, it’ll have to fight the ones already here for dominance, so I’m sure it will be fine. :-P

OpenStars,
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Two girls…

OpenStars,
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Shiny toy distracc

OpenStars,
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Capitalism somehow means managers know better than you how STEM work should be done. Sigh… get used to it if you want to continue.:-| Make some FOSS on the side for fun?:-)

OpenStars,
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It’s a rite of passage! I had to learn it so now you do too! Why, when I was young I used to have to walk to school, uphill both ways, in the snow… :-P

OpenStars,
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Study finds that toxic trolls exist on X… and that they often cause people to receive hurt feelings!

OpenStars,
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Next study: overturns results of previous study, under different conditions.

Next study: reaffirms results of first study, and finds that the authors of the second study are dumbasses.

Next study: no u r, but what am I?

Fortunately, despite being done by flawed human beings, science usually manages to finds its way to Truth in the end regardless, it’s really quite astonishing how well that works.

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He wants to be appreciated!?

OpenStars,
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I for one, am glad for your pain. I mean uh… hopefully you know what I mean! :-P

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Oh yeah, screw those guys - carry on then. :-D

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