Hot dogs are fucking gross though. It’s already hard enough to drown them in enough sauerkraut, mustard, onions, etc, to make them choke-downable. Hamburgers are different, it’s actually (usually) reasonably good meat as a base, doubling it makes sense.
I CAN’T BE STOPPED! I WILL SHOVE TWO HOT DOGS IN MY MOUTH INTO MY CHEEKS LIKE A COLD MEAT EATING GERBIL. CHEEKS PUFFED OUT, CHEWING, STARING AT ANYONE WATCHING AND NEVER BREAKING EYE CONTACT.
On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.
Mmmm… With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn’t want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn’t make you break out in a sweat then you’re not doing it properly!
You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)
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