Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Is a hot dog is a taco?

PapaStevesy,

Yes. And cereal is a stew.

Sotuanduso,

Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

jaybone,

Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

IronKrill,

You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.

Sotuanduso,

What are you eating, Captain Crunch?

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always thought of it as a soup.

PapaStevesy,

I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.

Codename_goose,
@Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works avatar

According to the cube rule (cuberule.com) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

cowfodder,

Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

grue,

If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!

Sagifurius,

? a tortilla is also folded.

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar
Sotuanduso,

Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

Sotuanduso,

So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…

HonkTonkWoman,

hotdoaco?

hotacog?

dotaho?

beckerist,

You can at our local hotdog shop. Just ask for a “double dog”

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago

peopleproblems,

Local hotdog shop?

I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.

I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food

jaybone,

Maybe you guys have good steak houses?

Holyhandgrenade, (edited )
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means “double barrel”

CosmoNova,

So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

brbposting,

Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

Sotuanduso,

Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)

Kecessa,

Mustard and coleslaw.

0ops,

Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Mmmm… With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn’t want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn’t make you break out in a sweat then you’re not doing it properly!

Kusimulkku,

Might not be optimal for someone who doesn’t like sausages

Alteon,

Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I’m going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay…

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

She sounds like a wise and very patient person lol

comrade19,

Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

jaybone,

They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P

GissaMittJobb,

On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

grue,

^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

Alteon,

I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.

PapaStevesy,

How are you gonna bake it?

Nutteman, (edited )
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there’s a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They’ve got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.

beckerist,

Why do I feel like this is a set up…?

bmsok,

… you’ve never doubled down before?

Nutteman,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

It’s an actual thing you can order. They just throw 2 dogs in 1 bun for you.

Jackcooper,

I prob won’t be

What is a slut dog

Nutteman,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

Two hot dogs in the same got dang bun

Furbag,

Two’o’dem dang ol’ hawtdawgs, man I tell’ya hwat.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Your wife, and don’t call me dog.

jaybone,

I’m not your dog, fam.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Whatever not your dog, but don’t call me fam.

tigeruppercut,

Oh yeah, they’ve got those dogs at this place

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/d46af88b-7adb-4b77-92bf-3983a06d9705.webp

Even_Adder,

The original thread if anyone is interested.

utopianfiat,

La dobleglizzy

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I already do this with brats and those big poppy seed (or something) buns.

linearchaos, (edited )
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Anne’s Dairy Cream in Maryland will sell you a foot long double dog. They make their own bread, place is absolutely amazing.

  • Oh and just to be clear, The dogs are amazing, The cheesesteak is really good for Maryland, but the place itself is actually a little dive. I think there are seven seats inside all at the counter. I just want to set expectations in case anyone goes out of their way to visit.
NAM,

And the default of chili, mustard, and onions is pretty un-fuck-with-able. If I wind up going to get my hair cut tomorrow, I could go for a couple double dogs on my way out.

PhlubbaDubba,

You could probably get relatively close to this by using some baguette for your bun

It’d come out more like a double dog sub, but hey, you’d get the two hotdogs in there!

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

I double dog dare ya.

thefatfrog,

We’ve had those already for something like 10 years

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bdbee892-d875-41ab-acde-1b78021f5aef.jpeg

auzas_1337,

Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.

As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.

brbposting,
Agent641,

Reminds me of college.

CodexArcanum,

I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!

Ohi,

Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?

Iron_Lynx,

Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.

menemen, (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.

Kusimulkku,

It does say Riga in the pic

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, I was so focused on identifying the (to me) non-standard letters, that I didn’t even try to read it.

p_cells,

Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable

AA5B,

Wait, is t a wrap just a tool to funnel all the grease down the front of your shirt in one spot?

Num10ck,

sounds like a burrito

Kusimulkku,

Riga

Iron_Lynx, (edited )

I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.

Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…

CaptnNMorgan,

That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings

Anarki_,

The toppings go in before the hotdogs.

CaptnNMorgan,

Hot relish sounds not so great and jalapeno coins would probably turn to paste. I would love to try it with chili and cheese though

Lifebandit666,

I’d give it a go

CaptnNMorgan,

I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests

Sagifurius,

Hot dogs are fucking gross though. It’s already hard enough to drown them in enough sauerkraut, mustard, onions, etc, to make them choke-downable. Hamburgers are different, it’s actually (usually) reasonably good meat as a base, doubling it makes sense.

CoffeeJunkie,

So I don’t think you’re wrong, but I also suspect you haven’t had an all-beef hotdog. Like the Costco hotdog. It’s a very different dog, higher quality & uniform meat. Better texture. You should give it a try!

Sagifurius, (edited )

Gross. And I let my Costco card expired because the local staff act culty

littlecolt,

I have always loved eating cold hot dogs, plain. Ever since I was very young. I like them steamed best, but cold is fine. With crackers.

Ockniel,

Someone has to stop you.

littlecolt, (edited )

I CAN’T BE STOPPED! I WILL SHOVE TWO HOT DOGS IN MY MOUTH INTO MY CHEEKS LIKE A COLD MEAT EATING GERBIL. CHEEKS PUFFED OUT, CHEWING, STARING AT ANYONE WATCHING AND NEVER BREAKING EYE CONTACT.

degen,

I think it tastes like bologna

littlecolt,

Less garlic, but the same meat slurry.

AlligatorBlizzard,

My cousin did this, fortunately I think he grew out of this concerning behavior. I’ll pray for you. /s

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