originalucifer, im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.
brbposting, Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?
You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)
OpenStars, Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D
originalucifer, i like a little hot dog with my mustard.
or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.
OpenStars, ^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!
Sotuanduso, Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.
Kecessa, Mustard and coleslaw.
beckerist, You can at our local hotdog shop. Just ask for a “double dog”
steal_your_face, Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago
peopleproblems, Local hotdog shop?
I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.
I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food
beckerist, Ours has a partnership with a semi-famous (locally) hot dog maker. It’s packed almost constantly because they’re extremely good for a hot dog.
I bet anyone from Upstate NY can guess at least the hot dog brand if not the place.
Nutteman, (edited ) If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there’s a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They’ve got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.
beckerist, Why do I feel like this is a set up…?
bmsok, … you’ve never doubled down before?
Jackcooper, I prob won’t be
What is a slut dog
IDontHavePantsOn, Your wife, and don’t call me dog.
tigeruppercut, Oh yeah, they’ve got those dogs at this place
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/d46af88b-7adb-4b77-92bf-3983a06d9705.webp
thefatfrog, We’ve had those already for something like 10 years
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bdbee892-d875-41ab-acde-1b78021f5aef.jpeg
brbposting,
Iron_Lynx, Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.
menemen, (edited ) I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.
comrade19, Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs
Jakdracula, Is a hot dog is a taco?
PapaStevesy, Yes. And cereal is a stew.
Sotuanduso, Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?
IDontHavePantsOn, Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.
Codename_goose, According to the cube rule (cuberule.com) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.
cowfodder, Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.
synae, Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.
grue, If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!
Sagifurius, ? a tortilla is also folded.
Jakdracula,
Sotuanduso, So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…
Sotuanduso, Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.
HonkTonkWoman, hotdoaco?
hotacog?
dotaho?
OpenStars, I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P
GissaMittJobb, On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.
grue, ^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.
Alteon, I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.
ryannathans, These are a staple food in star citizen
binomialchicken, We have a bright future ahead of us as a species after all
linearchaos, Anne’s Dairy Cream in Maryland will sell you a foot long double dog. They make their own bread, place is absolutely amazing.
utopianfiat, La dobleglizzy
Even_Adder, The original thread if anyone is interested.
MrJameGumb, Mmmm… With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn’t want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn’t make you break out in a sweat then you’re not doing it properly!
Alteon, Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I’m going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay…
MrJameGumb, She sounds like a wise and very patient person lol
Bassman1805, OP clearly never saw the cinema masterpiece “Blades of Glory”
Sagifurius, Hot dogs are fucking gross though. It’s already hard enough to drown them in enough sauerkraut, mustard, onions, etc, to make them choke-downable. Hamburgers are different, it’s actually (usually) reasonably good meat as a base, doubling it makes sense.
littlecolt, I have always loved eating cold hot dogs, plain. Ever since I was very young. I like them steamed best, but cold is fine. With crackers.
Ockniel, Someone has to stop you.
littlecolt, (edited ) I CAN’T BE STOPPED! I WILL SHOVE TWO HOT DOGS IN MY MOUTH INTO MY CHEEKS LIKE A COLD MEAT EATING GERBIL. CHEEKS PUFFED OUT, CHEWING, STARING AT ANYONE WATCHING AND NEVER BREAKING EYE CONTACT.
degen, I think it tastes like bologna
PapaStevesy, How are you gonna bake it?
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