Double Barrel
Nutteman, (edited ) 
If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there’s a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They’ve got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.
beckerist, Why do I feel like this is a set up…?
bmsok, … you’ve never doubled down before?
Nutteman, It’s an actual thing you can order. They just throw 2 dogs in 1 bun for you.
Jackcooper, I prob won’t be
What is a slut dog
Nutteman, Two hot dogs in the same got dang bun
Furbag, Two’o’dem dang ol’ hawtdawgs, man I tell’ya hwat.
IDontHavePantsOn, Your wife, and don’t call me dog.
jaybone, I’m not your dog, fam.
IDontHavePantsOn, Whatever not your dog, but don’t call me fam.
tigeruppercut, Oh yeah, they’ve got those dogs at this place
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/d46af88b-7adb-4b77-92bf-3983a06d9705.webp
co209, (edited ) Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f7106f13-03b1-4d11-8fc9-6e28369bd67d.jpeg
In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).
Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:
- Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
- Corn
- Peas
- Ground beef
- Chicken
- Cheese
- Cabbage
- Vinaigrette
- Mashed potatoes
- Bacon
- Crispy straw potatoes
- Olives
- Cooked quail eggs
Jorgelino, There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won’t dare mix.
Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.
I’m honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing “traditional recipies”. Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.
postmateDumbass, (edited )
perishthethought, Awww, there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. Thanks!
Snapz, This is truly, California’s gold!
banneryear1868, (edited )
psmgx, Learned how from his mom
Evil_Shrubbery, … everything reminds me of her …
psmgx, One memory to forget
Jakdracula, 
Is a hot dog is a taco?
PapaStevesy, Yes. And cereal is a stew.
Sotuanduso, Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?
IDontHavePantsOn, Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.
jaybone, Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.
IronKrill, You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.
Sotuanduso, What are you eating, Captain Crunch?
Jakdracula, I’ve always thought of it as a soup.
PapaStevesy, I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.
Codename_goose, 
According to the cube rule (cuberule.com) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.
cowfodder, Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.
synae, 
Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.
grue, If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!
Sagifurius, ? a tortilla is also folded.
Jakdracula,
Sotuanduso, Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.
Sotuanduso, So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…
HonkTonkWoman, hotdoaco?
hotacog?
dotaho?
ryannathans, These are a staple food in star citizen
binomialchicken, We have a bright future ahead of us as a species after all
Lev_Astov, 
Yeah, just don’t eat them the way they do in Star Citizen.
Furbag, Make sure you remove your space helmet first before you eat that entire double dog in a single bite.
ILikeBoobies,
Track_Shovel, 
What can I say, except YOU’RE WELLLLLCOME
originalucifer, 
im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.
brbposting, Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?
You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)
OpenStars, 
Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D
originalucifer, i like a little hot dog with my mustard.
or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.
OpenStars, ^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!
Sotuanduso, Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.
OpenStars, You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)
Kecessa, Mustard and coleslaw.
0ops, Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread
Pyroglyph, 
So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?
idunnololz, 
Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.
cley_faye, If you’re an adult, you can.
OsrsNeedsF2P, proceeds to get sued for patent violation
Gotta love the free market!
thefatfrog, We’ve had those already for something like 10 years
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bdbee892-d875-41ab-acde-1b78021f5aef.jpeg
auzas_1337, Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.
As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.
brbposting,
Agent641, Reminds me of college.
CodexArcanum, I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!
Ohi, Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?
Iron_Lynx, Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.
menemen, (edited ) 
I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.
Kusimulkku, It does say Riga in the pic
menemen, Lol, I was so focused on identifying the (to me) non-standard letters, that I didn’t even try to read it.
p_cells, Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable
AA5B, Wait, is t a wrap just a tool to funnel all the grease down the front of your shirt in one spot?
Num10ck, sounds like a burrito
Kusimulkku, Riga
Iron_Lynx, (edited ) I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.
Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…
CaptnNMorgan, That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings
Anarki_, The toppings go in before the hotdogs.
CaptnNMorgan, Hot relish sounds not so great and jalapeno coins would probably turn to paste. I would love to try it with chili and cheese though
Lifebandit666, I’d give it a go
CaptnNMorgan, I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests
FlyingSquid, 
Track_Shovel, It’s a taco. Next question
SkyezOpen, Where do you draw the line on acceptable pizza toppings?
coriza, There is no line.
mxcory, Absolutely is, there is a song. That proves it.
Warning: There is some language. (Just a few words.)
youtu.be/ccfTkuCjI_0?si=zgkY3HZiZgSC9cck
FlyingSquid, I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…
Sagifurius, Hot dogs are fucking gross though. It’s already hard enough to drown them in enough sauerkraut, mustard, onions, etc, to make them choke-downable. Hamburgers are different, it’s actually (usually) reasonably good meat as a base, doubling it makes sense.
CoffeeJunkie, So I don’t think you’re wrong, but I also suspect you haven’t had an all-beef hotdog. Like the Costco hotdog. It’s a very different dog, higher quality & uniform meat. Better texture. You should give it a try!
Sagifurius, (edited ) Gross. And I let my Costco card expired because the local staff act culty
littlecolt, I have always loved eating cold hot dogs, plain. Ever since I was very young. I like them steamed best, but cold is fine. With crackers.
Ockniel, Someone has to stop you.
littlecolt, (edited ) I CAN’T BE STOPPED! I WILL SHOVE TWO HOT DOGS IN MY MOUTH INTO MY CHEEKS LIKE A COLD MEAT EATING GERBIL. CHEEKS PUFFED OUT, CHEWING, STARING AT ANYONE WATCHING AND NEVER BREAKING EYE CONTACT.
degen, I think it tastes like bologna
littlecolt, Less garlic, but the same meat slurry.
AlligatorBlizzard, My cousin did this, fortunately I think he grew out of this concerning behavior. I’ll pray for you. /s
thenewred, You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s
Jayb151, Was gonna say, I’ve been having double dogs for 30 years.
xX_fnord_Xx, Word. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.
comrade19, Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs
jaybone, They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.
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