JoShmoe,

This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

OpenStars, (edited )
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But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

FlyingSquid,
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Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.

robocall,
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I bet raptors would appreciate my humor

FlyingSquid,
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They would laugh as they ate your face.

supercriticalcheese,

better not to risk it indeed

RamblingPanda,

That’s why I won’t go back to the office. It’s just too scary with all those raptors

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