Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.
RamblingPanda, That’s why I won’t go back to the office. It’s just too scary with all those raptors
robocall, 
I bet raptors would appreciate my humor
FlyingSquid, 
They would laugh as they ate your face.
robocall, you’re just saying that because you don’t appreciate my humor /s
supercriticalcheese, better not to risk it indeed
JoShmoe, This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.
OpenStars, (edited ) 
But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P
FlyingSquid, Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
photonic_sorcerer, 
I’m so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.
JoShmoe, But are you safe from Raptors?
photonic_sorcerer, Yes! They’re extinct.
Or perhaps that’s exactly what they want us to think…
waz, Isn’t a raptor a bird?
Annoyed_Crabby, They probably mean this Raptor
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/F-22_Raptor_edit1_%28cropped%29.jpg
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
FlyingSquid, They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…
tubaruco, “velociraptor”
cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors
FlyingSquid, I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.
tubaruco, i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be
in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me
DingoBilly, Lol they’re so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!
model_tar_gz, Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.
paholg, I think it’s “mela”.
LemmyKnowsBest, I agree. I’m gonna risk the raptors.
LemmyKnowsBest, So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who’s not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?
If so, I’m afraid we’re all doomed.
FlyingSquid, There are other coffee shops.
adamantris, 
Are you sure that they are raptor save too tho?
FlyingSquid, Have you ever heard of anyone getting attacked by a raptor in a coffee shop?
RizzRustbolt, That… is an iguanodon.
xavier666, What if they learn to open doors?
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