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Doombot1, in Venus by Tuesday

The solution to global warming, then, is clearly to just set up a massive ring of fans all pointed in the same direction in a ring around the North Pole, to keep the jet stream going

Revan343,

Not the worst geoengineering idea.

Not a good idea, but I’ve heard worse

Doombot1, (edited )
anton,

That is the worst geoengeniering idea. whatif.xkcd.com/162/

jballs, (edited )
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Outer space is a lot higher up than Niagara Falls,^[citation ^needed]

Lmao

Schadrach,

Isn’t that literally just a thinly veiled Futurama reference? Like, there was an episode where planet Express was sent out to fetch ice from Haley’s comet to dump in the ocean to combat global warming which fails and they end up just pushing the earth farther away from the sun to cool things down?

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

It’s mentioned in the article.

SpermHowitzer,

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?

Doombot1,
A_Random_Idiot,

This will also fix the wind turbines using up the all the wind!

theUnlikely,

Finally a solution! Now what to do about the turbines murdering whales?

NotMyOldRedditName,

We should point those fans at the wind turbines so we can at least gather the power from fans! Why waste it!

m3t00,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar
Slovene,

WIND TURBINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
JimVanDeventer,

I am in love with the elegance of this idea that would not work even a little bit. Occam, eat your heart out.

Excrubulent, in Lifehack for naive schoolchildren
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Whemp, video doesn’t lie. I guess the first law of thermodynamics is wrong.

jettrscga,

Well it is now.

First law of thermodynamics: You don’t talk about thermodynamics

Viking_Hippie,

Third law of thermodynamics: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the dynamic is over.

Fourth law of thermodynamics: Only two thermos to a dynamic.

Fifth law of thermodynamics: One dynamic at a time

Sixth law of thermodynamics: No shirts, no shoes

Seventh law of thermodynamics: dynamics will go on as long as they have to

Eighth law of thermodynamics; if this is your first thermo, you have to dynamic.

niktemadur,

Sixth law of thermodynamics: No labcoats, no clipboards

Viking_Hippie,

😘👌

cley_faye,

Don’t get me started about the 34th law of thermodynamic

Viking_Hippie,

Is that the one about what is and isn’t a sandwich?

ICastFist, in Electrician job
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I guess human life in India is cheaper than the equipment to safely deal with electricity

Sorgan71,

if this electrocutes you its kinda your own fault

Crashumbc,

But they launch satellites!!! They are awesome!

MeanEYE, (edited )
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s more of a case “fuck around, find out” but without any rules set in place they can incrementally fuck around and find out. That is to say, people tried this, some of them didn’t die, they got better at it, fewer people died, etc. Eventually you get good at managing risks. Not that they are smart risks. To a degree this makes people think and be extra careful, instead of just relying on rules to ensure their safety. Not that am implying electricians in other countries don’t think just that when rules are set in place there’s not so much of a tension and remembering whether you pissed on your slippers before working with electricity.

0x4E4F, in They forgot the LGBTQ...

True story, the US is a state founded by immigrants.

isthingoneventhis,

no no, I’m not the child of immigrants! I’m iTaLiAn AmeRiCan, gosh.

/s

random65837,

Relevance?

ekky,

The rich Americans are seldomly native Amaricans, so the meme is right about the immigrants holding all the money.

jackoneill,

But there’s that one really rich Native American dude with the casino so it’s ok

WhiteHawk,

If anything that’s an argument against immigration, considering what happened to the people that lived there before

0x4E4F, (edited )

Too bad the US is not what the natives made it to be 🤷… they didn’t like what the immigrants did, but money is a very powerful thing.

AVincentInSpace,

Well as long as they promise not to systematically murder us with vastly superior technology

Olhonestjim,

Illegal immigrants, no less.

littlewonder, (edited )

And before the decade-long process of today, even the legal immigrants had it way easier.

Want to be an American? Great*, get on a boat, avoid icebergs, get off the boat at a port of entry, and talk to someone who will misspell your name.

^* ^Experiences ^may ^vary ^based ^on ^the ^foreign ^scapegoat ^at ^the ^time.

ReplicantBatty, in Bad day

Pretty sure that’s Hank Hill

balderdash9,
Wogi,

HE HAS DIMINISHED GLUTES

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
Gork,

I tell you hwat

ininewcrow, in Merry Christmas
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol … those benefits aren’t gifts that were freely given.

People had to fight, get beaten, lose money, lose houses, lose property and years ago even get killed to even establish those benefits and normalize them today.

I have old elderly friends who took part in union movements in the 40s and 50s, many of whom complained of getting beaten and threatened and a few recalling friends and relatives murdered for organizing successful strike action.

If we had left it to corporations and wealthy elites to give these benefits freely, they would withhold everything and prefer that slavery were reintroduced than to give up anything.

Those aren’t gifts … those are hard fought rights that people literally died for.

kilgore_trout,

And today we are throwing them away for free.

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Some faster than others depending on what country you’re in

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

blessed be the swedish workers unilaterally telling tesla to fuck off

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Sweden is currently a perfect example of how to unionize. I actually just found out that ubionsnin the US can’t strike in solidarity (is this what you mean by unilaterally)?

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein, (edited )

But I want my freedom to work*!

*Without minimum wages, benefits, overtime pay, retirement plans, parental leave, vacations, or other civilized protections.

MxM111, in You may want to sit down
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

With such biceps, this “little girl” needs no protection from a Satan.

electrogamerman,

thats a leg

nick, in A genre of Country Music...

Man he even looks like he’s starting his metamorphosis into trump.

Valmond,

I hate the photoshopped photos of those “celebrities” in the news.

I mean splash one of the Elon news on this photo mother fuckers!

TheRaven,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Fat and old with enough money to keep it all together, but not enough self awareness to keep it together well.

nick,

Becoming The Sad Blob: the Elon musk story

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

That’s like calling him a loser with extra steps

TheRaven,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

How fitting then. His whole life is just being a loser with extra steps.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Good one!!

Theharpyeagle,

Meh, Musk has plenty of shitty qualities that deserve criticism, we don’t really need to pick on his appearance.

tryitout,

He spent a bunch of dough on that hair. I believe he is likely aware of his appearance. He is pale and overweight because he spends a bunch of time playing video games, being a nazi in his failing social media site, and (based on this picture) eating french fries.

Maybe at some point his vanity will compel him to get liposuction or just go full orange man with spray tan and wear baggy suits with ties that are too long. I don’t see him being like Bezos or Zuck and getting into shape.

Vespair, in oh snap.

Snapping half the life forms also snaps half of the world’s gut bacteria. If we removed half of the gut bacteria from those who weren’t snapped, that would be removing 75% of the universe’s gut bacteria, not 50%.

QuaternionsRock,

Not if 50% of the gut bacteria of the people who got snapped just like fell to the ground, or got stuck to that dusty shit.

Vespair,

Why assume that though? The Infinity Gauntlet isn’t a Monkey’s Paw, it reads beyond the words and answers the intent of the wielder. So much so, in fact, that it even includes subconscious thoughts and feelings as part of its interpretation. I see often these ideas predicated on the Gauntlet working on Monkey Paw logic despite that being clearly and specifically not how it operates within canon.

QuaternionsRock,

I mean, does it erase 50% of all life, or just roughly 50%?

constnt,

50% of what Thanos considers life since it was powered by his will. Since he seemed to imply that nature (plants and animals) where not part of this it’s safe to assume it was sapient life only.

afraid_of_zombies,

Makes you wonder what happened to fetuses. I think it’s fair to assume Thanos isn’t pro-life

groupofcrows,

Do we know if Thanos believed in life at conception or birth? Does someone with a donated organ count as one life, two or zero since they wouldn’t be alive without the organ. If I only ate one foot, or how about one toe, does that make me a cannibal?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He was worried about limited resources, so I would assume that non-sapient fauna would be included.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah, we gotta remember the gauntlet includes the mind stone and the soul stone. Things smarter than just simply granting wishes, as you said.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the Gauntlet wouldn’t leave anything that can’t survive on its own, like gut bacteria, nor remove anything that’s needed for the proper functioning of another lifeform. It’s why there weren’t any fetuses falling to the ground after the pregnant women vanished.

I would assume that conjoined twins would be a both-or-neither situation, since removing one would leave a gaping wound in the other even if they could have survived independently with surgery,

Death_Equity,

Thanos does not believe that life begins at conception confirmed.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It kinda sidesteps the whole thing, since the standard is life that is dependent on other life to survive is not counted separately. Like the conjoined twins thing I mentioned.

Death_Equity,

You just can’t reconcile Thanos being pro-life and pro-half of all life.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Just like with someone who is pro-death penalty, Thanos cannot claim to be pro-life when he murdered half of the universe.

Death_Equity,

He is so pro-life he horseshoes to killing half of life out of compassion for life and his desire for life to prosper.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Which is, of course, just a bullshit justification. Reality-altering power, and your solution is to kill people? Not create more resources, or make it so living things require less resources? He’s an unimaginative idiot.

lauha,

That’s what the dust was.

afraid_of_zombies,

Wait. If that is how it happened that means when half the population came back they all came back with 0% of their gut bacteria. Holy shit that would be horrible. The population doubles overnight and every single person and animal has the worse runs of their life. Meanwhile they can’t get the nutritional needs no matter how much food they eat. Spend the next few months while their family cries as they wither away surrounded by food.

Death_Equity,

So many fecal transplants performed and probiotics sold.

Vespair,

No, the desired effects was to undo Thanos’s snap, not double the human population. This means that all of the gut bacteria got unsnapped exactly the same as everyone else

dwalin,

Imagine the famine if the next day the world population doubled. Considering that the agricultural production was also reduced

Vespair,

Now this is good Infinity Gauntlet critique! This is a legit problem that honestly should have been tackled in the comics

uid0gid0,

If I remember correctly, it only took a short time to undo the snap in the comics, none of this 5 years later stuff

Vespair, (edited )

Yeah you’re correct, my bad. In the films, however.

edit: I guess they kind of tackle the issue, although they for some reason seemed to focus more on where these people go rather than how to handle the sudden resource strain

Test_Tickles,

Don’t worry, the litter of bodies from people that were on planes or high speed trains, or on ships will provide nutrients for the starving masses.
Then suicides and murders as people return to find their loved ones remarried or dead because they committed suicide, should also provide another nutritional bump in the following weeks.
Then the following World War should deal with everyone else.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

This is one of the many reasons why I say Tony Stark is a bigger villain to the universe than Thanos.

A sudden LACK of mouths is much more favorable than suddenly DOUBLING them.

I order to keep his family alive, he just brings them all back, many years out of place in a universe completely and totally unprepared for their arrival. Not to mention all the people who died AFTER the snap, as a direct result of the snap, will still be dead.

Tony stark is supposed to be smart. So he should know the consequences of his action, and completely disregards it.

And the series pretends he did the universe a favor.

Fuck Tony stark.

afraid_of_zombies,

Ok another one. What if the snap happened in late 2019 and suddenly there are billions of people who all need to be vaccinated at once?

xor, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024

finally, a real shit post

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

This comment should win an award. So here!:-P

pete_the_cat,

The other day I saw “Fuck” written in what looked to be shit on the side of a building, and I was tempted to post it.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

The person who wrote it probably confused cum with shit… an easy mistake.

MeatPilot, in What happens now?
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

They are going to send the dude with the valve on the back of his head to collect.

xeekei,

did the guy with the valve in his eye quit?

cley_faye,

Rumor as it he never even worked there.

kibiz0r, in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

angrymouse, (edited )

There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market

Edit: everyone taking my comment serious is 11/10

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, fuck the poor.

Aux,

Don’t fuck them, sell them to China as cheap slaves.

ignotum,

Slavery is immoral

Instead, make being poor illegal (arrest people who can’t pay for the essentials), arrest them, and THEN use them as slaves, it’s fine since they’re criminals

Aux,

Sounds good to me!

bi_tux,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

yes, and if you’re homeless just buy a house

btw, it’s not a free market if it’s controlled by a hand full of companies

angrymouse,

Holy shit you ppl actually took my comment serious lmaoo

bi_tux, (edited )
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

no, you just took my reply serious ;)

archomrade,

He took the bait boys, get’im

TexMexBazooka,

There’s several layers of ignorance to this comment

Aceticon,

Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.

It’s either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it’s only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.

ThrowawayPermanente,

The land is really the limiting factor here, the rest is very easy by comparison.

Aceticon, (edited )

There are tons of natural limitations in all kinds of things and all sorts of Markets - which is why Free Market Theory is mainly bollocks: the conditions for it to work as advertised exist only in a handful of Markets.

In Housing, clearly Land is the main limiting factor in places like cities and surrounding suburbia, though if that was removed we would eventually run against other limiting factors, probably on some kinds of building materials or manpower (hence my mentioning of both), though all that could be overcome with time whilst Land limitations, although made worse by Landownership laws, are ultimatelly down to there not being possible to make any more of it (though different work patterns could make it be much more efficiently used if they weakenned the need for people to live in and around cities).

Also keep in mind that land usage efficiency can be increased by building more multi-story housing, though in the current situation with land ownership that possibility just gets translated into higher land prices, so in places like the US you end up with sprawl rather than medium density housing: the whole economics of Land and thus housing pricing make a bigger and nicer living place far from a city center be the same price or cheaper than a crummy appartment nearer the center, even though were land was used with higher efficiency and dwelling size is smaller the price per dwelling should actually be cheaper.

ThrowawayPermanente,

Even in space I expect there will be some areas that are most desireable than others because of proximity to resources and markets. Increasing density is something I am very much in favor of but as you correctly pointed out this mostly leads to higher land prices which represent value captured by the ownership class as explained by the Iron Law of Rent.

Maalus, (edited )

Oh so wait, so building a house isn’t free then since nobody is giving the land and materials away. So why do you expect a landlord to let you live for free if he had to pay to buy the land and build it?

Aceticon, (edited )

Nice to see you’re getting close to the core of the problem.

Yeah, Land is owned rather than belonging to everybody as it used to be back before monarchs and as land ownership works in this system - any one individual with massive wealth can own way more Land than they need - it can be easilly hoarded by those with more money in a way that’s impossible for those with less money to overcome (short of a Revolution) and thus create cartels or even monopolies in Land in desirable places to live, a market positions from where they can extract as big a rent as they want since everybody else has no alternative.

It’s from the massive imballance thus created by Law in the main, essential and irreplaceable, “raw material” for housing that the massive house prices we see come from, and landlords usually use their priviledged position in that highly imbalanced market to extract excessive rents.

The whole situation is actually the very opposite of the “Free Market” you state it is - Land (and thus housing) ain’t like teddy bears and soap were a competitor can just enter the market and make more of it when somebody tries to corner the market, quite the opposite: it’s dependent on a naturally limited resource on top of which a trully ancient kind of legislation makes hoarding extremelly easy for those lucky enough to have lots of wealth, artificially transforming the limits of that resource into an extreme kind of scarcity.

In this Not-At-All-Free Market, most landlords will extract excessive rents far beyond the value they add. If rents were not mainly based on exploiting a dominant position in a market dominated by hoarding and artifical scarcity and only paid for the actual service being provided by landlords, they would be tiny in comparison with the current situation and very few people would be critical of landlords.

DicksMcgee43,

You tell him. We should eat the rich.

Bleach7297,
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

Private interests are the ultimate autocracies.

Let private interests amass huge amounts of resources and you have hugely powerful autocracies.

Let these autocracies hire so-called economists to convince everyone that they will settle into some kind of optimal state if we just let them be and you have the current situation in the USA.

afraid_of_zombies,

My landlord inherited 17 houses and hasn’t worked a day in his life. I inherited male pattern baldness.

Maalus,

Your point being what exactly? My landlord has spent his entire life working at a coal mine to buy a building that needed to be torn down. He then tore it down and built a modern one in its place. Since then, he is here all the time doing maintenance, packing the trash so it gets accepted, despite being over 70. But fuck him regardless according to you guys, since every landlord inherrited millions of houses, and if only you were so lucky, you would have given those houses to the poor.

afraid_of_zombies,

Working in coal mine to save up to be a lord.

Do you have many Dickinsian friends? Do they wear stovepot hats? Were they street urchins?

Maalus,

See, you can’t even believe someone telling a real story. You need to ridicule, make fun of it, because you can’t fathom that people still work / worked recently in coal mines. Newsflash, read up on European coal mines. Read up on industrialized regions - Ruhr in Germany. Silesia in Poland.

afraid_of_zombies,

It’s fine I read Oliver Twist, I know all about your landlord.

Maalus,

Yeah and I know to block you now. People like you only want to push their agenda, even when confronted by an actual example that says otherwise. Go be a hateful person somewhere else.

afraid_of_zombies,

Have a heypenny for a meat pie, good sir

Alteon,

I mean I get both sides here. We live in a free market economy, where the scarcity of something affects the cost of it. People want land close to the city and there’s an extremely limited amount of it. If there are n*100 people and only n parcels of land in a small area, how do you provide it to people? Do you sell it? Is it a lottery system? Is the land sold at a base value that never changes? Like, how do you envision this going?

Right now, people have to freedom to buy as much land as they want and set the pricing for that land. What we need is a property owner tax that scales up depending on the amount of property that you own. Though this will just make more land available. No one in their right mind will sell it for less than it’s worth though.

justJanne,

If parcel A has a property value of X

And parcel B has a property value of 2X

Then you can have the same rent on both of them if building B is twice as tall as building A.

The whole “single family residential only” zoning in the US is the issue.

Mr_Dr_Oink, in I’ll be waiting in the car

Ah yes! Three of my favourite reptiles:

Spiders, Centipedes, and Scorpions.

Aurenkin,

Hey, my favourite three are on there too! Etc, thank you and mgmt.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

MGMT have a good song called 'time to pretend" so i guess that helps the sign make more sense.

Viking_Hippie, in 4chan prepared me for this debate 😏

Only took them 3 minutes too! Must be a small company or the world’s most effective HR department!

dopeshark,
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe he shouted a very specific word, that one that begins with a N

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

I too hate Naturwissenschaft

Viking_Hippie,

My least favorite subject in the Danish equivalent of high school and one of the other classes was Latin!

TheEntity,

"Normies"?

Viking_Hippie,

Nantucket? I heard there once was a man from there…

EatYouWell,

Nincompoop?

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I once got a temporary ban from one of the larger subreddits for calling someone a nincompoop. It was considered “abusive” language. At least that’s what the mods said. I suspect it was more to do with me having an unpopular opinion though obviously I can’t prove it.

TriPolarBearz,

No, he was saying “that” in Mandarin

ReCursing,
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

I don't think he is a knight who says "NI!"

abobla,

PLEASE DON’T SAY THIS

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Someone call I.T. in here.

Klear,

Nagger?

SonnyVabitch,

niggardly

abobla,

NcDomalds

IWantToFuckSpez,

Nimrod?

peopleproblems,

“No u?”

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Nitrosomethylurethane

Kolanaki, in Its a doggy dog world out there
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Doggy dog world

It’s a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!

hikikoma,

It’s bon appétit. They’re a diamond dozen!

Sylvartas,

It’s “a dime a dozen”. As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

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