therealjcdenton,

Good bait

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Also it’s actually not that hard to quit smoking. I’ve quit smoking four times.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

When I used to smoke I made the new years resolution ever year ‘to stop more often next year’

I go on holiday more nowadays, feels like a better use of the money

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

That is fucking hilarious! Is what a 15-year old high-schooler would say!

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Close. It’s from someone that a 15 year old high schooler might be assigned to read.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

WC Fields? I doubt a single 15 year old in America knows who that even is. The point is that the joke is almost a hundred years old. Do you want to do Who’s on First too?

LarmyOfLone,

On a serious note, there is a type of natural Antidepressant in cigarette smoke (MAOIs) which you come off of like 2 weeks delayed because it has a type of reservoir in the body. So once you quit you can get like delayed withdrawal symptoms.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah, can confirm, though it was usually around a week for me. First couple of days are rough, then you start feeling better, then a few days later you feel like shit again.

LarmyOfLone,

Yeah not sure about the time frame. For me it wasn’t too bad because I switched to vaping so I still had nicotine. But it would have helped if I had known why I was suddenly in such a super bad mood for a few days haha.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Doggy dog world

It’s a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!

hikikoma,

It’s bon appétit. They’re a diamond dozen!

Sylvartas,

It’s “a dime a dozen”. As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

Slovene,

That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. “I’ve been doing coke for 15 years and I’m still not addicted.” Or something like that.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

This is me with Coke Zero

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

This is me with vodka

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

!stopdrinking is a thing.

Noodle07,

You’re not alone, stay strong my friend! And keep me a bottle in the fridge

Wanderer,
BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

ive seen the first but never the second

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Trump drinks diet coke and would never call himself not thin.

s_s,

I still can’t believe twitter made Donald Trump a Potus. It has to be one of the wildest stories in our country’s history.

WaxedWookie,

Don’t forget that enough people were so impressed with his fuckery that there’s a very real danger that he’ll be given a second shot at it.

Kase,

This is so absurd. It sounds like it comes from one of those AI presidents-playing-minecraft videos on youtube.

Duranie,

I was too, until they changed the formula a year and a half/2 years ago? Started tasting more like Pepsi to me, not a fan. I can do Cherry Coke Zero on occasion, or if I’ve got a craving I’ll do regular Zero with a squirt of orange Miso.

Grass,

Please tell me miso is a brand and not japanese miso

Duranie,

Oh God - auto correct fucked me. I meant Mio. Like the concentrated drink mix that comes in small bottles that you can add to water.

Grass,

Oh ok. I have seen those before yet didn’t think of them somehow.

HowManyNimons,

This nonsense again? John Hislop runs a gambling blog for money, and published this googlebait years ago to get sweet SEO candy. Clearly it’s still working.

slaacaa,

I don’t know, I’ve been reading his blog about 20+ years, and the bait haven’t worked on me

HowManyNimons,

Paging @wit2437

XEAL,
Kecessa,

We’ll need a repost detecting bot

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I love gambling

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