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LemmyKnowsBest, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who’s not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?

If so, I’m afraid we’re all doomed.

FlyingSquid,
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There are other coffee shops.

adamantris,
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Are you sure that they are raptor save too tho?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you ever heard of anyone getting attacked by a raptor in a coffee shop?

ChicoSuave, in Cops dragging a reel

Looks like somewhere in Europe that has a police requirement of a college graduate. These cops are acting like American police.

quafeinum,
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That’s correct. It’s the ‘Berlin’ riot police(for demos etc), they are shipped in from other cities because locals don’t like to hit locals, but Bavarians love hitting leftist Berlin scum climate activists. dumbest mfs you’ll meet.

FlyingSquid, in Trust the leprechauns
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This kid is going places.

Coreidan,

Ya, like back to school

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t need to go to school if you understand things like 10 is smaller than 2 because rainbow!

Coreidan,

Good point

Speculater, in 'We are splattered here today'
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

“A child dented my bumper this morning.”

flambonkscious,

Reminds me of those insurance claim attemps “a stationary car reversed into me”.

Can’t imagine that goes down well

dept,

i mean my dad was rear ended causing him to rear end the person in front. Insurance didn’t believe him before the dashcam footage.

variants,

A car tried to reverse onto me the other day, at a red light they went forward then popped it into reverse and backed up really quick but luckily stopped before it hit me

MaoZedongers,

Dod they pop it into reverse or was it just them slow shifting a manual and having it roll backwards?

variants,

No the reverse lights came on, I panicked and didn’t get to pop off a honk

TrickDacy, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Except op was right. these comparisons aren’t great but yes vinegar has flavor and cucumbers don’t. so that one’s fair I guess

Perfide,

How is OP right? Just about everyone likes milk chocolate, but you’d be hard pressed to find a significant number of people that enjoy downing spoonfuls of sugar. Clearly it’s not just the sugar people enjoy

The pickle comparison is also perfect. The only difference between dark and milk chocolate is the sugar content, and the only difference between a pickle and a cucumber is the vinegar.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

It says “more than”. It does not claim you “only like” sugar. I think people are just salty about this because they feel called out for liking super sweet chocolate. Btw, people do eat spoonfuls of honey which is probably 99.9% sugar.

Perfide,

It’s still completely besides the point. Milk chocolate is it’s own food, you don’t taste the sugar or chocolate separately, it’s a homogeneous mixture. You don’t “like sugar more than chocolate”, you like Milk Chocolate more than you like Dark Chocolate. You probably(hopefully… r.i.p your teeth otherwise) also like Milk Chocolate more than you like pure sugar, so by the OPs logic that must mean you like chocolate more than you like sugar, at the same time as you like sugar more than chocolate. See the problem here?

Btw, people do eat spoonfuls of honey which is probably 99.9% sugar.

One, not a completely fair comparison because honey has it’s own distinctive flavor beyond just tasting like sugar. But also two, I’ve never known anyone to just eat multiple spoonfuls of honey by itself. Anecdotal, sure, but I don’t think it’s nearly as common as you seem to be implying it is

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Ok I’m not arguing any more. Enjoy your super sweet chocolate and try not to get butthurt that it’s actually the sugar that makes you tolerate the chocolate, because that will remain true

Perfide, (edited )

I vastly prefer dark chocolate(milk chocolate’s ok, white is disgusting), actually, I just disagree with the logic.

howrar,

Honey water? Delicious. Sugar water? Disgusting. Try it for yourself.

ace, in Lmk
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If you build a linked list in C, and put the pointer to the next entry as the first element in your struct, then you only need a single variable (and two comparisons) to do sorted insertion into the list.

Blue_Morpho,

That’s too complicated for me to understand so here is my thing I know:

When using example code from the Internet, it’s important to read the comments at the top of the file before going to far into adapting it and then wondering why it isn’t working.

beckerist, in 'We are splattered here today'

This basically describes the first scene in The Boys

rockerface,

The consequences of unprotected handholding

Zoboomafoo,

She got what she deserved, pedestrians shouldn’t be on the street where the cars and speedsters are /s

Crashumbc, in How Croissants are made

I hate you

anarchyrabbit,

I did not need to see this!

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Lmk
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I heard Farmer’s knows a thing or two, because they’ve seen a thing or two.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

And they write it all down and charge a reasonable price.

Ok, I’m joking, but only kinda. Those things are pretty neat to thumb through. I don’t know if the money goes to some wack-job. It’s almost certain due to the invisible hand.

inb4 woosh …bah bah-dah … bah dah pah dum

PatMustard, in it'll actually be fun

Cuno isn’t a meth child, that’s just how scousers are

TheSambassador,

Pretty sure Cuno straight up says he does drugs.

PatMustard,

Yeah he does, it was but a jape

DragonTypeWyvern,

Once they try meth, sure

Empricorn, in Lmk

Linux is great, but Windows likes to fuck up the boot process. Install Linux first, then install Windows on a separate hard drive.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

I got a good deal on a laptop and removed the hard drive with the preinstalled windows almost immediately. I say “almost” because I did actually set up a work space and installed software on in. It was a just-in-case system.

My laptop has been running linux-only for a while. But my wife needs my lappy for a thing. And it’s a windows-only thing. So I remove my hard drive. Put in the pre-installed one I had sitting on a shelf. And it didn’t boot. I got a windows error screen saying I had better start rounding up boot recovery material. So fuck.

Put my linux hard drive back in. BIOS can’t find a bootable drive. Fuck.

I was able to fix the problem. I kinda hate to admit that it was kinda fun to fix. (If you haven’t chrooted, you haven’t lived.) But I’m just pissed off at that whole #!

thefatfrog, in Double Barrel

We’ve had those already for something like 10 years

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bdbee892-d875-41ab-acde-1b78021f5aef.jpeg

auzas_1337,

Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.

As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.

brbposting,
Agent641,

Reminds me of college.

CodexArcanum,

I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!

Ohi,

Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?

Iron_Lynx,

Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.

menemen, (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.

Kusimulkku,

It does say Riga in the pic

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, I was so focused on identifying the (to me) non-standard letters, that I didn’t even try to read it.

p_cells,

Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable

AA5B,

Wait, is t a wrap just a tool to funnel all the grease down the front of your shirt in one spot?

Num10ck,

sounds like a burrito

Kusimulkku,

Riga

Iron_Lynx, (edited )

I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.

Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…

CaptnNMorgan,

That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings

Anarki_,

The toppings go in before the hotdogs.

CaptnNMorgan,

Hot relish sounds not so great and jalapeno coins would probably turn to paste. I would love to try it with chili and cheese though

Lifebandit666,

I’d give it a go

CaptnNMorgan,

I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests

FlyingSquid, in Double Barrel
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Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s a taco. Next question

SkyezOpen,

Where do you draw the line on acceptable pizza toppings?

coriza,

There is no line.

mxcory,

Absolutely is, there is a song. That proves it.

Warning: There is some language. (Just a few words.)
youtu.be/ccfTkuCjI_0?si=zgkY3HZiZgSC9cck

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…

Sagifurius, in Double Barrel

Hot dogs are fucking gross though. It’s already hard enough to drown them in enough sauerkraut, mustard, onions, etc, to make them choke-downable. Hamburgers are different, it’s actually (usually) reasonably good meat as a base, doubling it makes sense.

CoffeeJunkie,

So I don’t think you’re wrong, but I also suspect you haven’t had an all-beef hotdog. Like the Costco hotdog. It’s a very different dog, higher quality & uniform meat. Better texture. You should give it a try!

Sagifurius, (edited )

Gross. And I let my Costco card expired because the local staff act culty

littlecolt,

I have always loved eating cold hot dogs, plain. Ever since I was very young. I like them steamed best, but cold is fine. With crackers.

Ockniel,

Someone has to stop you.

littlecolt, (edited )

I CAN’T BE STOPPED! I WILL SHOVE TWO HOT DOGS IN MY MOUTH INTO MY CHEEKS LIKE A COLD MEAT EATING GERBIL. CHEEKS PUFFED OUT, CHEWING, STARING AT ANYONE WATCHING AND NEVER BREAKING EYE CONTACT.

degen,

I think it tastes like bologna

littlecolt,

Less garlic, but the same meat slurry.

AlligatorBlizzard,

My cousin did this, fortunately I think he grew out of this concerning behavior. I’ll pray for you. /s

waz, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

Isn’t a raptor a bird?

Annoyed_Crabby,
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…

tubaruco,

“velociraptor”

cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.

tubaruco,

i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be

in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me

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