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OpenStars, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
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How do y’all fit donuts around something that massively thick!?

peopleproblems, (edited )

You don’t. On the previous shit post, I point out, they aren’t actually gonna fit. They kind if just break right away.

Not that I tried it I mean it was from a friend’s input

OpenStars,
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So glad someone tried it - for science! :-P

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Old fashion donuts had big ol holes. They used to be proper hoops. Over the decades, holes have been shrinking.

Imgonnatrythis,

“Over the decades, holes have been shrinking.”

That has not been my observation

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Donut holes, that is.

SuperIce, in Spread the word!

I work from home and drank during work hours before. All I need now is a dog.

OpenStars, in Spread the word!
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This sounds like something a dog-hater would say:-P.

Okay everybody, at 3pm this afternoon, let’s all celebrate [BS] by not taking our dogs to the park, down at XYZ street on the corner of 5th. If it is too late to change your plans, you can still memorialize this holiday by remaining in the southwest corner of the park and never venturing into the northeast portion. Who is with me huh!? :-P

bruhduh, in Someone help me to understand this chart
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With blood diseases pee can be black, like bloody black

brbposting, in Had to
PrinceWith999Enemies, (edited ) in oh snap.

I think the real problem would be ecosystem collapse.

Ecosystems evolve as complex, interdependent systems with nonlinearities. What happens when you kill off 50% of pollinators in a single instant? 50% of plankton? 50% of grasses? The problem with nonlinear systems is that killing off half of A and half of B won’t have a linear effect if the relationship depends on having minimum levels of A. Assume it’s a random function such that we kill off half of all plants and on top of that half of all rhizobium bacteria which fix nitrogen for many plant species. Now we’re killing off potentially all plants that depend on having a stable population of rhizobium bacteria, which will have a cascading effect throughout the already devastated ecosystem. It’s all about tipping points and sigmoid curves and such.

The truth is that it was a completely stupid idea, and it was what finally broke my love of the marvel franchise. Either you have runaway ecosystem collapses, or the populations will simply return back to their original levels to hit their ecological carrying capacities again. Kill off half of termites, and you’ll probably be back to the same level of termites in a decade or less. Even with people (using the word inclusively across all technological species), you’d have a population surge that within less than a century or so would be brought back to carrying capacities. Populations self-regulate via interaction with their ecosystems. You’re either going to end up with 100% extinctions or system recovery to current levels within a very brief period via normal reproduction and evolutionary dynamics.

It was a massive effort undertaken by an immortal and massively intelligent person that is inherently flawed because the marvel writers apparently never took Biology 101-102. I’m not saying it was GoT season 8 levels of bad, but after watching those last couple of movies I not only never rewatched them, but I checked out of the mcu pretty much entirely after having rewatched the previous movies multiple times each.

Agent641, (edited )

What if there was an endangered animal with only one surviving individual? Does Thanos snap half of the animal?

somePotato, (edited )

The movies did a great job at presenting thanos as an extremist that sincerely wants the greater good by questionable means, but it falls apart because his grand plan is just so stupid. The only way to reconcile the sympathetic character with the dumb plan is to point out he’s “THANOS THE MAD TITAN”, not “THANOS THE TITAN THAT FULLY CONSIDERS THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS”

Would have been much better if they just kept his original motivation from the comics: Death is a hot lady and horny thanos does the snap as a gift to her

PrinceWith999Enemies,

My problem isn’t that he’s a Mad Titan, but that the plot makes Ready Player One look like Les Miserables. It’s basically a concept script you’d expect to see coming out from the writer pool from 30 Rock where Tracy Jordan has a six armed alien outfit.

We all know GoT died the death it did because they had absolutely no idea how to wrap it up and just wanted to be done with it. The mcu money should have been more than enough to do a proper job with transitioning the storyline, but they felt the need to do something blockbusting with it. I would rather have had a Watchmen style conclusion where some people move into retirement homes while the next generation comes forward, but their need to go over the top just turned it into a ludicrous script.

I really don’t care that much. I was getting a bit tired of the franchise anyway (although the new GotG was pretty great), but it always kind of sucks when you can tell that the creatives involved just don’t care anymore. Contrast that with something like the final episode of MASH.

iviattendurefort, in Elon hires JC

What kind of car is that?

ilovededyoupiggy,
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Rolls Royce judging by the suicide doors. Not sure which one.

brbposting, in Meme of theseus

10/10 title

The Ship of Theseus is a thought experiment about whether if it is an object, after having had all its original components replaced, remains the same thing.

poppy,

I’m currently reading a book called The Wager and I’m learning a lot about ships. Apparently like even your average ship was basically rebuilt each year because they just fell apart constantly. So I guess like all ships are Ships of Theseus.

Kjev, in Spread the word!
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yournamehere, in 'We are splattered here today'

same fot cyclists here when they are run over. “cyclist touched car and dies” instead of “wanker in a car murdered a cyclist”.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, in oh snap.

Could have been a monkey paw situation. “Half of all life disappeared, you say?” every living thing suddenly missing their left half “Done!”

SpaceNoodle, in oh snap.

That’s assuming that half of the gut biomes of all humans was just left floating around. No, it’s more likely that the biomes were snapped out of existence with their hosts.

saigot,

well when you get snapped all that’s left is dust. perhaps that dust is all the microbes in your body that survive the snap. It clearly takes up far less space that if it just disintegrated you.

Imgonnatrythis,

Whomever wrote the code for the synchronous kill must have been sweating bullets. So many ways that could go wrong.

aeronmelon, in oh snap.

I’ll be honest, I could use a good powerblasting every once in a while.

Track_Shovel,
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Two words: taco bell

Digestive_Biscuit,
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I felt like I needed one this morning. Instead I got the longest turd I’ve ever seen. It hit the water before it left my arse.

Death_Equity,

Magnesium cirate and sugar-free gummy bears combined will get you there and regret what you have done.

hungryphrog, in You Are

Ah yes, priorities.

Viking_Hippie, in No more Mr. Nice Clown

I still much prefer the McFuckaround but I’ve always had a bit of a sweet tooth 🤷

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I hear they sell them both together as a combo…

moistclump,

Sorry the McFuckAround machine is broken.

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