hungryphrog

@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

no thoughts, only froggo

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hungryphrog,

Just use a magnet.

hungryphrog,

stonks

hungryphrog,

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/63212eae-7b46-4151-932a-df40a62e5399.jpeg

hungryphrog,

I think that big cats, at least wild ones, aren’t as picky as housecats, because when you live in the wild you have to eat whatever you can catch.

hungryphrog,

Being able to shoot lasers from my tits would be cool.

hungryphrog,

Self-defense and cutting paper smoothly.

hungryphrog,

The cyclops kind.

hungryphrog,

We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.

hungryphrog,

Yay, another conflict!

hungryphrog,

I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

hungryphrog,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

hungryphrog,

My dude your where’s shirt?

hungryphrog,

Dammit, who stole their shirts? Those hunks will catch a cold!

hungryphrog,

It’s so fucking annoying how I can’t turn grammar check off in google docs on my phone. I’m not sure how bad grammar check is if you write in English, but in Finnish it’s such a clusterfuck because it always tries to ‘correct’ compound words and doesn’t understand declension.

hungryphrog, (edited )

Well, waking up next to a random waiter is better than waking up next to Hitler.

hungryphrog,

Austrian!

hungryphrog,

What happened to my stupid?

hungryphrog,

We shoud just send Muskrat to Mars and then have the spaceship run out of fuel or something.

hungryphrog,

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

hungryphrog,

I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.

hungryphrog,

At least that looks edible.

hungryphrog,

I don’t see any food in this picture.

hungryphrog,

Isn’t God supposed to be all-powerful and omnipotent?

hungryphrog,

Wharrgarbl

hungryphrog,

You never existed.

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