hungryphrog

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hungryphrog,

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company time

hungryphrog,

Bend the knee to cats, the only true masters of humanity! (and also download a fucking car)

hungryphrog,

Well, can I download a bicycle then?

hungryphrog,

One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.

hungryphrog,

I have lately been pretty convinced that 70% of pickup drivers don’t actually need a truck but instead use it to compensate their insecurity about their small dicks and their fragile masculinity.

hungryphrog,

Well, I kind of agree with you, but also what I intended to say is that I think most pick up drivers don’t feel masculine enough, whether it’s due to a small dick or something else making them feel like they aren’t “real men”, so they compensate their insecurity by driving unnecessarily large cars.

Yeah, I maybe should have left the dick part out. A man can have a small penis and still not be insecure, and a man with a huge one can still be insecure about their masculinity and try to fix that insecurity with a stupid truck.

hungryphrog,

How could teleportation solve the energy crisis? I’m too lazy to think myself so pls elaborate.

hungryphrog,

A ring that would have a button that, when pressed, would generate some kind of hologram touchscreen or turn into a lightweight phone.

hungryphrog,

Don’t you find it funny that no one ever claims that buildings built by white peolle were built by aliens?

hungryphrog,

Akcshually:
In addition to the many unresolved arguments about the construction techniques, there have been disagreements as to the kind of workforce used. The Greeks, many years after the event, believed that the pyramids were built by slave labour. Archaeologists now believe that the Great Pyramid of Giza (at least) was built by tens of thousands of skilled workers who camped near the pyramids and worked for a salary or as a form of tax payment (levy) until the construction was completed, pointing to workers’ cemeteries discovered in 1990. For the Middle Kingdom pyramid of Amenemhat II, there is evidence from the annal stone of the king that foreigners from Canaan were employed.
sauce: …wikipedia.org/…/Egyptian_pyramid_construction_te…

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