hungryphrog

@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

no thoughts, only froggo

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hungryphrog,

It’s okay, you can swear on the internet.

hungryphrog,

Oh, it changed?

hungryphrog,

Well, can I download a bicycle then?

hungryphrog,

Bend the knee to cats, the only true masters of humanity! (and also download a fucking car)

hungryphrog,

What about YY/DD/MM?

hungryphrog,

I’ll fuck of when it’s 2024/22/11.

hungryphrog,

Well, I kind of agree with you, but also what I intended to say is that I think most pick up drivers don’t feel masculine enough, whether it’s due to a small dick or something else making them feel like they aren’t “real men”, so they compensate their insecurity by driving unnecessarily large cars.

Yeah, I maybe should have left the dick part out. A man can have a small penis and still not be insecure, and a man with a huge one can still be insecure about their masculinity and try to fix that insecurity with a stupid truck.

hungryphrog,

I have lately been pretty convinced that 70% of pickup drivers don’t actually need a truck but instead use it to compensate their insecurity about their small dicks and their fragile masculinity.

hungryphrog,

Most preteens are smarter than this twat.

hungryphrog,

web archive link

hungryphrog,

Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.

hungryphrog,

akcshually it’s a lemming

hungryphrog,

Also when it’s someone who has a profile pic.

hungryphrog,

fuuuuuuuuuuck

hungryphrog,

pleasebefahrenheitpleasebefahrenheitpleasebefahrenheit

hungryphrog,

skill issue

hungryphrog,

Also Uighurs in China.

hungryphrog,

Alright, that’s no more Lemmy for me today.

hungryphrog,

please do

hungryphrog,

fuck n**tle

hungryphrog,

Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.

hungryphrog,

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company time

hungryphrog,

One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.

hungryphrog,

Very crunchy white chocolate.

hungryphrog,

No.

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