cone_zombie,

Goddamit, I knew that coala framed me. The jury didn’t believe me though.

BustinJiber,

The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.

hungryphrog,

Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.

Usernamealreadyinuse,
Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

A zoo

ShortFuse, (edited )

As the age-old adage goes, “If there’s koala shit, you must acquit.”

Trd,

Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.

FrostyCaveman,

must be a hydroponics gum tree lab

Eucalyse Legalyptus

FlyingSquid,
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snor10,

Is that Reginald?

SVcross,
@SVcross@lemmy.world avatar

Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until…

Bonehead,

So what you're saying is...bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?

ininewcrow,
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*koalas

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!

sirico,
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Robbery at the decongestion lab

GlitterInfection,

Australia.

MBZzZzZzZz,

Mind the drop bears.

ElBarto,
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Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

They’re called that for a reason, after all

Dmian,
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Homicide at the zoo, maybe?

user1234,

Only the best kind.

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