Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios
user1234, Only the best kind.
Dmian, 
Homicide at the zoo, maybe?
GlitterInfection, Australia.
MBZzZzZzZz, Mind the drop bears.
ElBarto, 
Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.
miss_brainfart, 
They’re called that for a reason, after all
sirico, 
Robbery at the decongestion lab
Bonehead, So what you're saying is...bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?
ininewcrow, 
*koalas
registrert, 
Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!
SVcross, 
Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until…
FlyingSquid, 
snor10, Is that Reginald?
FrostyCaveman, must be a hydroponics gum tree lab
Eucalyse Legalyptus
Trd, Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?
registrert, I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.
ShortFuse, (edited ) As the age-old adage goes, “If there’s koala shit, you must acquit.”
Adori, 
A zoo
Usernamealreadyinuse,
hungryphrog, Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.
BustinJiber, The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.
cone_zombie, Goddamit, I knew that coala framed me. The jury didn’t believe me though.
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