Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios
FlyingSquid, 
snor10, Is that Reginald?
GlitterInfection, Australia.
MBZzZzZzZz, Mind the drop bears.
ElBarto, 
Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.
miss_brainfart, 
They’re called that for a reason, after all
Bonehead, So what you're saying is...bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?
ininewcrow, 
*koalas
registrert, 
Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!
Trd, Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?
registrert, I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.
ShortFuse, (edited ) As the age-old adage goes, “If there’s koala shit, you must acquit.”
cone_zombie, Goddamit, I knew that coala framed me. The jury didn’t believe me though.
BustinJiber, The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.
hungryphrog, Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.
Usernamealreadyinuse,
Adori, 
A zoo
FrostyCaveman, must be a hydroponics gum tree lab
Eucalyse Legalyptus
SVcross, 
Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until…
sirico, 
Robbery at the decongestion lab
Dmian, 
Homicide at the zoo, maybe?
user1234, Only the best kind.
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