captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Baby teeth last longer. What’s this bullshit about your first set of teeth lasts 5 to 10 years, then you’re supposed to make it 60+ on the only other set you get? I’d make baby teeth last about 20 years.

A_Random_Idiot,

Or just be like a shark and grow new teeth every 20 years or so.

homain,

we need more micro-plastics in us

lseif,

shoulder-mounted laser guns

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

No more accidentally biting my tongue or the inside of my cheek while eating. Sometimes I’m just excited for some good food and it just gets completely ruined :(

nucleative,

The breathing hole and the eating hole are separated

Squizzy,

Half of taste is in our nose though so I don’t want to lose out on that

Agent641,

More holes, you say?

BlackPenguins,

Everyone gets really thick necks.

Waraugh,

Better repairing, see Deadpool. Cancer, missing limbs, teeth, w/e.

attofreak,

I don’t care about balding (and I have been since 20s). Just a healthy body reset every decade or two/whenever necessary. Get the metabolic rate up, clean up all the junk from the environment that has polluted the DNA and reduced the telomere lengths (whatever the correlation/causation there). Just a “take the body to the shop” type of repair possible. A chance to live for centuries.

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Have you read the Commonwealth Saga by Peter F. Hamilton, by any chance?

RizzRustbolt,

Add ability to see what color magenta actually is.

Persen, (edited )

Is there a difference between magenta and purple?

RizzRustbolt,

Very much so.

attofreak,

it’s…something between blue and red (and a little bit green)

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

The color out of space…

fadingembers,
@fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Choose your puberty

pyr0ball,

Deactivate-able hair follicles

Like chromatophores so you can have hair where you want and not where you don’t. Maybe it just takes a long time to transition 🤔

Wahots,
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

Appendix not coming from the factory is a big one. A slightly better immune system that can get through the blood/brain barrier and kill rabies/amoebas, and other brain infections like TB (without shredding brain tissue) too. If a virus like rabies gets past that barrier, you are 1 0 0 % B O N E D as your immune system is largely locked out.

Wider uterus/vagina too. Human babies have massive heads that don’t fit through too well. It’s like an orange on a toothpick. Making a smaller baby could be a possibility, but survivability would potentially go down.

For very tall people: a larger and stronger heart organ. A second one acting like a smaller turbo would also help. Heh. Failover cluster hearts. You’d probably have to have stronger veins and tissues as a result though.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d correct the “birth canal through the pelvis” issue. That’s just bad cable management.

AngryCommieKender,

Doesn’t your appendix actually do something, unlike your spleen?

RizzRustbolt,

Your spleen is the dude who watches the watchmen.

lseif,

this. i cant believe their still shipping that deprecated piece of bloat to production.

BigDanishGuy, (edited )

Complete body function control. Like no more emergency shits, you can time the bowel movements and just go once every 36 hours.

Also the reservoir guys have when we stand up pissing. How bout we don’t have 20ml piss left in the urethra when we retract the penis?

CaptainHowdy,

I’m pretty sure the major things that need to change are in the brain. Predeliction for violence and hate, addiction to controversy and toxins, and whatever makes people stupid enough to support facists.

RizzRustbolt,

That would require a significant remodeling of the neo-cortex. Pattern seeking got us out of the stone ages, but it is killing us in the modern era.

WookieMonster,
@WookieMonster@midwest.social avatar

A lot of great ideas here, but also sinus are such a terrible design. Please no more sinuses.

JadenSmith,

No age related ball sag.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

You never forget the first time you sit on your balls

Cosmocrat,

I did that while getting on my bike once, very pain.

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