aeronmelon

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aeronmelon,

This person is going to be on the news some day, sliced in half by a katana-wielding chef.

aeronmelon,

Comfy crap.

Posh poo.

Soft shit.

Dapper dump.

aeronmelon,

The truck is still there.

And due to state regulations they had to change the company name to “Two Guys and My Mom’s Ford Excursion.”

aeronmelon,

Wait wait wait!

Is that concept art suggesting that the AT-ST is the main vehicle and the four-legged version is an AT-ST with a trailer hitched to it?

aeronmelon,

“I’m 1 of 2, and he’s 2 of 2.”

aeronmelon,

Because that’s what heroes do.

aeronmelon,

I just realized the dude looks like Stamets.

aeronmelon,

I’d settle for a good place to get QI.

aeronmelon,

There used to be, but the seas are calm these days.

aeronmelon,

Spock locks.

aeronmelon,

Tech: “I’m still worthy!”

aeronmelon,

He’ll beach everybody off!

aeronmelon,

I’m not kidding when I say it’s better than the original. And not just because you get to hear David Tennant curse in PG all day.

aeronmelon,

William Shatner: “Get a life!”

aeronmelon,

I’m not laughing.

I’m taking this in complete seriousness.

Charles Dickens wrote The Christmas Carol with Muppets in mind.

You cannot persuade me to believe otherwise.

aeronmelon,

Normal people eat a bat and create COVID. Ozzy Osborne eats a bat and becomes immortal.

aeronmelon,

Moral of this episode: Set realistic goals.

aeronmelon,

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

aeronmelon,

Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage

“I’m gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro.”

And just put it on her lawn.

aeronmelon,

“AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES WHETHER OR NOT TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE?”

aeronmelon,

“Never made it as a loveseat either…”

aeronmelon,

I’m watching my waistline.

aeronmelon,

That’ll happen first.

aeronmelon,

“config” - a fruit that cheats people out of their money.

aeronmelon,

I love that smooth and confident present-opening slash.

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