Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, I mean that’s basically just Eucharist.
dantheclamman, 
Just saw them live and it was an incredible concert. Highly recommended if you can attend their present tour
Godric, Ugh, people who get Jesus for the table and then to pawn it off are the worst. Like at least get something interesting if you’re gonna try and push it on someone
MacNCheezus, 
Sharing is caring
aeronmelon, Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage
“I’m gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro.”
And just put it on her lawn.
Jorgelino, (edited ) There’s a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called “Jesus”, so this makes perfect sense to me.
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1fb987ae-d4ea-4f71-bcd7-929074de31dc.webp
Daft_ish, Jesus, I’m parched.
empireOfLove2, (edited ) 
einlander, Don’t forget to get Jesus juice.
Zachariah, 
someone to hear your prayers
KreekyBonez, someone who cares
einlander, (edited ) Just reach out and touch Faith.
feedum_sneedson, cayers
gedaliyah, 
Well, you know it’s not just how hungry you are, It’s A Matter Of Time.
EdibleFriend, 
You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.
HootinNHollerin, (edited ) I recall seeing an item on a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00” or “the freeloader: extra long fork, $0.00”
EdibleFriend, ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol
originalucifer, 
are we talkin hollow jesus, or solid?
the hollow ones always seem to taste better
FlyingSquid, 
Chicago style deep dish Jesus.
originalucifer, (edited )
FlyingSquid, Needs more Jesus.
originalucifer, you can find jesus within
Catoblepas, The
CheesusJesus is under the tomato sauce. Lurking.
ScrollerBall, I thought he was like pull-apart bread
Num10ck, he’s a cracker
grue, Nah, you’ve got him confused with Supply-Side Jesus.
RizzRustbolt, Trans-substantiation means that he levens in your stomach.
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