EdibleFriend

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

I’ve never fallen in love with a goddamn comic strip character like this.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

They didn’t talk about it because crazy shit happened to that fucking ship every day. I could just imagine some ensign going home to his wife like ‘The ship gave birth today’ and she just rolls her eyes and goes back to her book.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

The funny part about that is, even though he was the one who got the shit over it, the fucking ship came on to him. He just wanted to talk about the goddamn warp drive.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

I forgot that part! It made the god damn hologram in the first place!

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

100% want this to become a meme.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

Did our narwhall just bacon

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

There’s a fuck ton that I would know is coming and have absolutely no way of stopping. That is fucking hell.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

Unlike your mom.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

And don’t forget when you put the pieces of the puzzle together the DNA somehow rebuilt a fucking tricorder into a hologram emitter.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

Sort of like how warp drive destroying the universe and there being speed limits and shit just kind of went away.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

NO I MUST LOVE THEY WILL UNDERSTAND HOW GREAT IT IS WHEN I TOUCH THEM

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

I will be laying down and my cat will walk up, lean against the bed, poke me a few times then just…walk the fuck away.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

He would say divert you uncultured Philistine!

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

Yeah it’s too bad. I refuse to believe this isn’t intentional rage bait.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

Didn’t it literally start as people pointing out the flaws in anti-holocaust arguments?

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

This is why they took Frozen away from Pixar.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

It’s also where you try to see if your cute coworker has any feet pics.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

I didn’t. Bill.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

…dude

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

I hope I die.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

Thanks bb <3

EdibleFriend, 6 months ago

You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.

EdibleFriend, 5 months ago

ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol

EdibleFriend, 6 months ago

The liberal media will try to convince you we should let the gratches cross the boarder at will.

EdibleFriend, 6 months ago

What else are you supposed to do with those girlscouts always knocking on your door.