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See, you guys are stupid. They’re going to be looking for cars.

EdibleFriend,
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Only if, the moment you get uploaded, you say ‘I’m in.’

EdibleFriend,
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For those who don’t live in the land of burgers like me this is shockingly accurate. Right down to the bathtub that’s mysteriously on the beach.

EdibleFriend,
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FURTHER FOR PEOPLE IN FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES!

So often the drug commercial won’t even tell you what the fuck the drug is for. You just see a bunch of old fucks dancing around all happy and then at the end its like ‘ask your doctor if drugname is right for you’

EdibleFriend,
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FURTHER FOR PEOPLE IN FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES!

So often the drug commercial won’t even tell you what the fuck the drug is for. You just see a bunch of old fucks dancing around all happy and then at the end its like ‘ask your doctor if drugname is right for you’

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I love Lemmy. The website was being weird so I accidentally sent this twice and you wholesome fucks went ahead and upvoted both

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It did!

… fuck.

EdibleFriend,
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Imma fucking cry yo

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Because jesus

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No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

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Omfg that’s it.

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He was literally the only one to call in Broccoli to his face

EdibleFriend,
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Find some nerd and offer him feet pics to do it for you. Thats how I handle most of life’s problems.

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Knowing the french they are just waiting for the UK to look at them wrong so they can do that. After a few weeks of rioting of course.

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Because you are a sinner.

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Honestly, back in the era of things like those fucking commercials with the king, I could see BK doing an ad like this.

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You aren’t?!

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How does he even find maidens.

EdibleFriend,
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Don’t kink shame me.

EdibleFriend,
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I’m a straight male and I’ve always hated broccoli. It’s all suddenly making so much sense.

EdibleFriend,
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I haven’t gotten my head stuck in a tree since I was a small child.

EdibleFriend,
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I saw this was a reply over this meme and clicked through expecting you to be talking about how I’m a man and not a lesbian.

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Also…like…I never questioned that he was a girl until I learned this factoid as an adult. So often when they put a man in drag for comedic effect you instantly know you are looking at a man but this kid passes yo.

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I’m a little offended that there weren’t four lights.

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yeah but then you can blame the drugs when you hit her with a brick.

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