Setting the bar absurdly high for the next date
FlyingSquid, 
If you don’t want to fuck while The Colonel watches, is there even a point to fucking?
ilikecoffee, What if we kissed on the Colonel Sanders couch?
TokenBoomer, Well, I’m listening…
elxeno, Kentucky Fried Couch
Lophostemon, There should be a bump where his crotch is.
ColonelSanders, Well it certainly has my endorsement
ininewcrow, 
This would be a great alternative to the casting couch
al177, It’s the Pentavirate Throne
SonicBlue03, The fingers look like they’ve been licked.
EdibleFriend, 
Don’t kink shame me.
gibmiser, When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places
LemmySoloHer, 
spice up your sex life
With 11 herbs and spices!
gibmiser, Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.
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